Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML
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Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML
Today, I expressed my feelings to a guy I've liked for a long time. He basically turned me down because I have the same name as his mom, and dating me would be too weird. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
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Church_Vii 4
Have your name legally changed to Superman Batman Wolverine Iron Man Spiderman the Third.
DooleyFTW 17
I can definitely see how that would be disturbing. If I was you though OP I'd just try not to be ever in a position to hear my parents have sex!
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Comments (137)
SuiGeneris01 2
NICE!!!!!
xlord 27
1- I'm not sure if you are serious or not but you may need help.
kroekdog 7
No no no... Not nice... Disturbing...
NzaHaFML 13
That moan was probably the inspiration for your name at the time when they were making you.
iRoc46n2 4
That's a double fyl. When you're having sex with your gf and she moans your name, does it make you think she's talking about your Dad?
Miss_Lisaa 16
Maybe he never did before, but now..
doctorhook86 25
66: I did that once. It was even weirder than you'd think.
HollyDolly660 8
Was anyone else wondering whether or not OP is a boy or girl? That determines the amount of FML. No girl wants the same name as her dad.
Sonfang 19
76 not necessarily, I have a female cousin named Kimberly after her dad. I also grew up with a couple boys named Leslie and Courtney.
blaackandprouud 20
Yeah and 76 i have a friend that is a girl who's name is Billy Joe. She doesnt even mind.
BVBarmyForever 0
Wtf
movealongnow 1
I met a woman today named Xavier.
HollyDolly660 8
Well I know a lot of girls that HATE their names and are named after their dad. My point was that if she was a female named Grant (my Father's name for example), then the FML would be even worse because she has a man name that I, personally, would not be okay with if it was me.
DooleyFTW 17
I can definitely see how that would be disturbing. If I was you though OP I'd just try not to be ever in a position to hear my parents have sex!
CaptainDoorknob 7
If you can't beat 'em, join em..... Lolwut
nickownes1 3
How do you know she wasn't actually meaning your name? (;
Rowdey 10
Too far.
Kiki242 19
That is sick.
loloalltheway 23
No, just no...
DuRpY 5
Nick, the reason why I thumbed down your comment is twofold. 1. Yes, too far. 2. If DocBastard was to take a piss, you'd drown with how you're all on his proverbial d*ck.
pokefan813 16
22 - ... I'm sorry, what?
perdix 31
Good thing I didn't write a similar comment. Except mine might have fared better because I would have used the terms "Oedipus Complex" and "motherfu..." Probably would have gotten buried. Better you than me, mate.
DontThumbMeDown 8
44- 22 is talking about 4's profile pic and his about me. 4 is indeed a dick rider
gracehi 33
71, I thumbed you down, not because I disliked your comment, but because I'm a rebel. ;)
GracesDelirium 9
I didn't thumb him down because I enjoy loving and tolerating the shit out of people.
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
I sincerely apologize… but what does that mean? "Meaning your name". I've never heard the phrase before?
llamafish 25
He's saying that when OP's mum said the name, she might have been referring to OP rather than the father.
clauudss 2
* Raven Voice* Ya little nasty.
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
#104 nope. I thought it meant something else. Lol, I even searched up the definition of "Meaning" to see if it had any other definition that I didn't know of. From what I gathered, I thought it meant that she was masturbating of sorts. But wouldn't make sense since she was "doing it" with his father.
skata 4
4- For someone who claims to love DocBastard so much, it's amusing that you spelled his name "DocBasterd."
GothicAngel17 24
108- Are you retarded?
Vic_Rattlehead 0
I thought your comment was funny lol. I guess you and I are the only ones who have a dark sense of humor. That's the best kind.
gavo 8
ewwwww lmfao!
meowman13 5
Well, this is awkward..
theluckyones 10
(Hears mom calling name) (Opens door) Op: yea mom you called m.. (stunned at the sight of both parents getting it on) That would've been awkward
Forlorn420 9
Nice profile pic 5........
SilverGTP99 8
Your body sucks.
Voldy_fml 16
5 - No one wants to see your boobs.
Dcm210 19
change your name?
kamikrazy 6
Easier said than done.
jetsown08 21
And not to mention, after being called that name for OP's entire life, changing his name wouldn't really help much outside of the legal area.
Church_Vii 4
Have your name legally changed to Superman Batman Wolverine Iron Man Spiderman the Third.
DuRpY 5
The Third? Haha. Are there already a Senior and a Junior? I guess, in this day and age, we shouldn't be surprised if there are.
Zedd_fml 8
Ram, Amandeep, Sukdeep are conning name in Northern India. Mahboob,mahfouz, mahfud, are common name in Bangladesh.
gracehi 33
Mixing DC with Marvel??? FOR SHAME!!!
0ops_i_died 8
79- coexist! Can't we all just get along
Sandman366 6
17: There have been multiple attempts to name someone "@".
pent_up_rage666 7
I've seen pictures of that guys ID, his name is Batman Bin Suparman... that's awesome
MeConut 3
Wouldn't that be kind of weird for the mum too... ?
AussieChild 22
My fiancé has the same name as his dad... And grandad... And great grandad etc *shudder* I'm not going to be able to get these thoughts and this FML out of my head now! D:
Justy101 23
That's going to leave some mental scarring.
cheshireau 26
That's unfortunate.
AssassinsCRB 0
Isn't it?
dino_cookie4 7
Oh my.. That really does suck. Confront them and ask them to do it when you gone.? Unless ur unemployed and are out of school.
Marrach 7
Lol. He's basically traumatized. I mean, imagine if you and your dad had the same name.. And that happened to you. I think I'd avoid her for a little to not hear her say it again.
TomPusslicker 21
^You beat your kid, and you're a nurse? You just blew my mind.
RealTalk0 7
Creepy ass bio man...
esines 9
Why would you wanna ever talk about tour parents having sex, to your parents? If it were me i would just pretend it never happened. Or atleast try to