Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, some punk got up in my face yelling at me, pushed my wife and scratched my car with a, "What you gonna do, old man?" attitude, and yet I’m the bad guy who gets arrested because I open-palm slapped him and he fell into a glass window and fucked up his face and neck, probably permanently. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, some punk tried the "flaming bag of dog poop" trick on me. I caught him in the act and smashed the unlit bag across his face. Now he's "traumatized" and wants to press charges. FML
Today, some guy punched me so hard I lost a tooth. I defended myself and broke his nose, so he started screaming for his mother. He turned out to be autistic, so witnesses, including the police, said I should have been more understanding of his disability after HE HIT ME AND TOOK MY FUCKING TOOTH OUT. FML
Today, some guy tried to mug me. Shocked, I threw a punch that somehow knocked him on his ass. I'm now staring down the barrel of a lawsuit since he was apparently only 16 and "acting out" because of his shitty home life, as if I should have just handed him my wallet politely. FML
Today, I encountered a madman who threw a bottle at me and hurt me. In a fit of rage, I beat him up, and as a result I was taken to the police station, and ordered to pay compensation for everything. FML
Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML
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NitroTonicsFML 4
Karma will him someday.
xMafia 0
OMG. That punk deserved more than just a punch in the face. What a lowlife. Don't worry, he'll get his retribution.
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Comments (306)
LolCakes111 7
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished. Seriously.
lover_of_life 8
Very true. The saying seems to apply to a lot of FMLs.
510munchkin 0
WOW karma gunna get him 1 day mre ppl will get mad at hiss ass nd beat da shit outta him
glitter354 0
WOW. Translation please!
spanelli 16
**Wow, karma's going to get him one day. More people will get mad at his ass and beat the shit out of him. Sound good?
lover_of_life 8
No words. Just ...?
JordanTheRandom 0
if i was you. i would of given the punk more than a punch in the face
Brandon1090 0
**** that punk. You did the right thing standing up fo your son! Life will get him back.
xgetxbentx 13
ydi and fyl fyl for people being so insensitive and rude ydi for hitting him though, as frustrating as those people are, you can't let your anger get the best of you. next time just verbally rip the person a new asshole until they cry then point and laugh at them.
lover_of_life 8
If you're going to jail anyways, might as well punch him more than once. As in beat him to a bloody pulp. I kid, I kid. Sort of.
bobkim302 0
I'm a father too. If I was in that situation I would have done the same thing. We are the protector of our family's. I hope everything works out for you too. Bottom line you were right!
hectrjr 0
you shouldv knocked the loser out
Origomali 0
that's what you selfish people get for letting the weak and infirm live. and everyone wonders why 1 in 110 children are born autistic.
monnanon 14
wtf?? i dont know what to correct in yr comment first. The weak and infirm as you put it have as much right to live as anyone else and are not weakening the gene pool or anything else you seem to be hinting at.
okieraider71 4
I am proud of you. If you don't stand for your family, then you are not much of a man.