Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, some punk got up in my face yelling at me, pushed my wife and scratched my car with a, "What you gonna do, old man?" attitude, and yet I’m the bad guy who gets arrested because I open-palm slapped him and he fell into a glass window and fucked up his face and neck, probably permanently. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, some punk tried the "flaming bag of dog poop" trick on me. I caught him in the act and smashed the unlit bag across his face. Now he's "traumatized" and wants to press charges. FML
Today, some guy punched me so hard I lost a tooth. I defended myself and broke his nose, so he started screaming for his mother. He turned out to be autistic, so witnesses, including the police, said I should have been more understanding of his disability after HE HIT ME AND TOOK MY FUCKING TOOTH OUT. FML
Today, some guy tried to mug me. Shocked, I threw a punch that somehow knocked him on his ass. I'm now staring down the barrel of a lawsuit since he was apparently only 16 and "acting out" because of his shitty home life, as if I should have just handed him my wallet politely. FML
Today, I encountered a madman who threw a bottle at me and hurt me. In a fit of rage, I beat him up, and as a result I was taken to the police station, and ordered to pay compensation for everything. FML
Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML
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NitroTonicsFML 4
Karma will him someday.
xMafia 0
OMG. That punk deserved more than just a punch in the face. What a lowlife. Don't worry, he'll get his retribution.
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backdownbreh 0
Can you actually read what your typing instead of rambling on whatever thoght comes to mind? Look up the definition of a punk. it's PUNKS like you who always try to complain about things that you don't have the slightest idea about. and guess what 'punk-rockers' didn't invent the word punk. qq
surferchick96 0
good for u. some idiots really nee to be shoot in the face, like this moron.
BikeAllDay818 6
you should learn to control your anger.
LaLalarissalynn 0
I feel your pain but violence is never the answer.
knockoutmouse 8
OP, YDI for being a dumbass and punching someone in the face just because he insulted you/your son. Violence solves nothing. Have I ever hit someone out of anger? Sure, when I was about thirteen. As an adult? No, because you have to learn to have some ******* self-control by then. That said, the college kid was very wrong to make fun of your son, but you only made the situation worse. Plus, now you've set an example for your son that violence is an acceptable reaction. While it probably was traumatic for him to see you being arrested, as others have pointed out, with any luck that will have negated the example you set, and he will see that violence has consequences. I'm ******* glad the kid stood there and laughed at you. That's what you get for reacting with violence. That's my opinion. Go ahead and flame me, vote my comment down, whatever.
fyourl 0
cool story, bro.
TheZarola 10
#165, I couldn't put it in any better words. YDI, OP.
ROXXy559 0
I would of done the same thing
smartman136 8
where u locked up at ill spring ya
TrimKibbles 12
that kid should be strung up by his b@lls and set on fire. little sh!t.
eftup 9
go dad!!!
_SockMonkey_ 2
your a good father :)