Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, some punk got up in my face yelling at me, pushed my wife and scratched my car with a, "What you gonna do, old man?" attitude, and yet I’m the bad guy who gets arrested because I open-palm slapped him and he fell into a glass window and fucked up his face and neck, probably permanently. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, some punk tried the "flaming bag of dog poop" trick on me. I caught him in the act and smashed the unlit bag across his face. Now he's "traumatized" and wants to press charges. FML
Today, some guy punched me so hard I lost a tooth. I defended myself and broke his nose, so he started screaming for his mother. He turned out to be autistic, so witnesses, including the police, said I should have been more understanding of his disability after HE HIT ME AND TOOK MY FUCKING TOOTH OUT. FML
Today, some guy tried to mug me. Shocked, I threw a punch that somehow knocked him on his ass. I'm now staring down the barrel of a lawsuit since he was apparently only 16 and "acting out" because of his shitty home life, as if I should have just handed him my wallet politely. FML
Today, I encountered a madman who threw a bottle at me and hurt me. In a fit of rage, I beat him up, and as a result I was taken to the police station, and ordered to pay compensation for everything. FML
Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML
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NitroTonicsFML 4
Karma will him someday.
xMafia 0
OMG. That punk deserved more than just a punch in the face. What a lowlife. Don't worry, he'll get his retribution.
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Comments (306)
rebelndisguise 3
those type of people expect a reaction out of you. and you gave him exactly what he wanted.
fthku 13
That's why I say go overkill. I'm sure a broken arm and fractured ribs aren't the "reaction" he wants.
fthku 13
Write his name, phone and room number in a gay bar bathroom stall. (No I have no problems with gay people)
stevenmx86 8
That's horrible op... Should have hit him harder so he couldn't laugh..
jonathanasanchez 0
where are all u ppl getting teenager from? it says it was a college kid and in college if at least 18 and even tho guts still teenager he's an adult so he deserved to get his add beat and his age had nothin to do wit it
talun 10
I'm assuming it comes from OP's username, which is 'ihateteenagers'.
Doortje 30
I can understand why you'd want to smack the kid, but you shouldn't have done it. Sadly, this kind of thing will happen again. You can't keep punching kids like that, you need to learn to rise above it.
StephWALKER 17
agree with 54
thefailgopher24 0
I dunno, the guy was a college kid, so he was probably 18 or older, so I don't think it's that bad.
HoneyBall 3
who the hell refers to their son as handicapped?
Doortje 30
Someone who has a handicapped son?
MizzKrista 0
Obviously! #97 what else is he gonna say retarded son, I don't think so.. I guess in a way he could have said mentally challenged, but obviously he choose handicapped.
tjsomethin 9
He's referring to him as handicapped in this FML so we can understand why the "punk college kid" was making fun of him. It's not he always refers to him as that.
asherb0y 9
I think that this college kids' problem is hanging lower, and isn't that big :)
elwooteh 0
Some people are bastards.