Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
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Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, after picking up my 6 year-old from school, he said, "Drew said his dad could beat you up." I told him that he needs to respect his own father more and stand up for me. We got home, I looked up his class roster and low and behold, Drew's dad beat me up in junior high. FML
Today, I got called to my son's school again because he punched a girl. Every time he gets in a fight, he justifies it by saying he only hits bullies he catches hurting other kids. His teachers even agree he only hits the bullies like that girl, but it’s becoming a huge problem. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
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Top comments
Hamo 5
I don't blame him. I want to punch most of the people who say that anyway
raw_tigahh 2
You jelly?
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raw_tigahh 2
You jelly?
Goldenchest 14
You jam?
1221jamw 11
I'm jam
wheel4deal 5
I mean at least he won!
nofearjenshere 12
^ Thread jacker.
Lexiloulynn 2
I don't know about you, but I'm blackberry preserves;)
bbodin33 7
Good point
AwkwardPartyBear 24
You jelly because I'm jamin'
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I'm peanut butter. Let's get together and make some sandwiches ;) *shot*
kewlaidman10 15
Hey jelly I'm toast!
vanillacocoa 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Lol how jelly actually means Jealous XD fail
SqueakyChipmunk 22
We know. I'm surprised no one said the forbidden 3 words.
MrSassypants 34
Lulz, u guyz r so funy wit da coments. No but seriously, what the ****? This is still continuing?
Naith 14
You mad, bro? -79
SqueakyChipmunk 22
*le punch*
laxbro4769 6
I would do the same thing don't worry he's going places
BriBeHyper 2
I'm so jelly Clarkson.
CaramelMacchiato 13
Stay mad.
lookALIVEsunshin_fml 1
on a scale of one to smuckers, how jelly are you?
squid_board 8
Aww lol that sucks
French_Toast_fml 3
6- I can't believe you got thumbed down for that! That's hilarious!
KaayAyeeDee 1
Nah Bro , I'm Nutella .
BrysGirl27 14
Hahahaha all of you just made my day:)
dulayole 6
That shit is serious
sleet7 4
Wow 71...
benhd1 14
U mirin brah?
katiedoll6 7
128 Shane Dawson said that and he said jellena totesmez for Selena gomez
eatpussy 0
na bro im nutella.
awsamb 8
You're married at 17?
TheBlackCops 0
Nah I ain't even mad.
bitch_pleez 10
Apparently he is, though.
wannaplay 1
COME AT ME BRO!!!
Dojan 16
Am I bovvered though? Look at my face. Look at my face. I'm not even bovvered.
xoconnie 8
yeah thats annoying!
Inheritance 10
You mad, bro? Huh ese!
Guren 0
Yeah he mad bro
kira_the_boss 1
Cool story bro, tell me another
unicornsarereal4 13
Ill turtle slap the crap outta youu :) :)
MonsterCommenter 4
He shoulda said "Come at me, Bro!!"
mgkgambino 3
He came at him alright..
wironandine 8
Shut the **** up. So original. This god damn generation.
THE_A_TEEN 28
No need to get mad, you piss offed dick. He didn't used the phrase as a joke. Lighten up. People these days...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Lol piss offed? I hope to ceiling cat that you mean "pissed off"
theevilduchess 12
100- *cyber hug* I pick up what your putting down.
CaptTeemo 10
Bro... Bro.... On a scale of 1 to bro... How bad do you wanna come at me?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Super bro.
BrysGirl27 14
167 Made my day haha
AnwarK95 1
-167 Nice name/picture bro. I play as super teemo :D
Indianras8761 0
U jus made buss out laughin in church!!!!!! Hahahahaha
Hamo 5
I don't blame him. I want to punch most of the people who say that anyway
thisisafunnyname 12
Hey, you mad br-afxhdbssdhdfcjs owbjshx sidnsjcjebdhehxh
Takuya272727 16
I really hate to say, but I am with OP's kid on this one. I wouldn't of beat the crap out of someone for it, but that kid deserved every bit of it. I hate that term, it's so insulting, taunting, and more. Basically an invitation to be pummeled. A bit happy OP's son did do something about it.
NiecyLuv365 1
That's some fighting words. Lol
ebonyirony 29
It's definitely an invitation. I mean it can be funny sometimes. But not if thats all you say. I'd beat someone up too.
Trix_Disorder 20
65 - "Them's fightin' words."
trollfaced 2
It's like YOLO, they use that as an excuse to do stupid shit
hellobailey 2
Agreed.
ninjacapo 2
I agree with 4. Especially if they look like the trollface
s15c 9
At least the kid isn't the one getting the crap beaten out of for being annoying.
theburtonbullet 5
Thank you!!!
ebdeadaccount 11
Haha! It's funny because he's typing a comment and making it look like someone's is fighting with him in the middle of it! Oh wait, thats not slightly funny.
BlackCube2 2
you mad bro?
Nevereverland 8
That would get anyone mad, bro.
mckibben 7
What if your a cat? YOLNT?
mckibben 7
What if your a cat? YOLNT?
jizzwold 21
You're
SkoomaKi 28
Sounds like he would've killed the boy/girl if he said "YOLO". I hate that abbreviation with such a passion.
THE_A_TEEN 28
UMAD? YOLO! COOL STORY, BRO! Oh god, kill me!
SkoomaKi 28
I will kill you! It is my personal goal to wipe these stupid memes from the interverse!
Keevarou 17
With cutlery? That's forked up! Too spoon? And I volunteer to get killed too
SkoomaKi 28
Massive killing orgy! Everyone join in. Keevarou, is there a particular way you want to be killed?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Okay! *goes on a mass murdering spree* If the cops get me, I'm blaming you two. If they don't, they must be lazy, cause I'm easy to catch xD
AwkwardPartyBear 24
YOLO= You Only Love Oreos
thisisafunnyname 12
I'd kill join your killing spree, but I'm scared I might go to jail. Aww **** it, YOLO!!!!
SkoomaKi 28
#49 - YOLO = Your Obscurity Lavishes Orange
AwkwardPartyBear 24
#52 Very good one(crawls back under rock)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
YOLO: Your ovaries lack oranges.
TrollololSlayer 3
YOLO: You Obviously Lack Originality
mrperson12345 2
YOU OBVIOUSLY LOVE OREOS - YOLO I mean everyone loves Oreos right
adriandba94 2
Now she want a photo. You already know though, you only live once that's motto...YOLO!
ebonyirony 29
If I help you, skoomaki, you outta deal me out some of that good stuff
SkoomaKi 28
Skooma! Oh yeah.... You want to.... buy some? Yes..... Skooma's the only thing... the only thing I have...
CryMoreFMLs 15
Ill be bringing combustible lemon koolaid. Everybody drink up!
Wicked361 8
These days are YOLO... I say HAKUNA MATATA! IT MEANS NO WORRIES FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS IT'S A PROBLEM FREE PHILOSOPHY HAKUNA MATATA!
Cartera 10
YOLT
laden_swallow09 35
151 - Only if you're James Bond.
NissanDriftKing 4
YOLO= You On Little Ostriches?
Sniper3000 0
Cool story bro you mad?
SkoomaKi 28
Its not "cool", I'm not your "bro" and I am certainly "mad". I would say that I am incredibly mad, as these memes are quite old and unfunny.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
....I like the FFFUUU- meme.... Does that make me bad?
SkoomaKi 28
Of course not, you cute little chipmunk ^.^ But the "Bro" and "u mad" memes are overused and just meh.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
:D Apparently a few others don't agree >_>
Sniper3000 0
I know it's old I wanted to say it anyway relax yourself
SkoomaKi 28
"go HAM"? Dafuq is that?
t765234 10
The meme can be great, if used correctly, but most people just shout it randomly.
aisthecoolest 8
anyone else think 61 sounds like he's friends with pedobear??!?
04chevyshortbed 0
Loool best ever!!!!!!
LolFMLnot 10
The irony
Pandacupcakelove 26
...What irony?
cliffibom 15
Why u mad tho ?
lexeous 4
smh