Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, some punk got up in my face yelling at me, pushed my wife and scratched my car with a, "What you gonna do, old man?" attitude, and yet I’m the bad guy who gets arrested because I open-palm slapped him and he fell into a glass window and fucked up his face and neck, probably permanently. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, some punk tried the "flaming bag of dog poop" trick on me. I caught him in the act and smashed the unlit bag across his face. Now he's "traumatized" and wants to press charges. FML
Today, some guy punched me so hard I lost a tooth. I defended myself and broke his nose, so he started screaming for his mother. He turned out to be autistic, so witnesses, including the police, said I should have been more understanding of his disability after HE HIT ME AND TOOK MY FUCKING TOOTH OUT. FML
Today, some guy tried to mug me. Shocked, I threw a punch that somehow knocked him on his ass. I'm now staring down the barrel of a lawsuit since he was apparently only 16 and "acting out" because of his shitty home life, as if I should have just handed him my wallet politely. FML
Today, I encountered a madman who threw a bottle at me and hurt me. In a fit of rage, I beat him up, and as a result I was taken to the police station, and ordered to pay compensation for everything. FML
Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML
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NitroTonicsFML 4
Karma will him someday.
xMafia 0
OMG. That punk deserved more than just a punch in the face. What a lowlife. Don't worry, he'll get his retribution.
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Comments (306)
brewedintexas96 0
just cause it's not "setting an example" doesn't mean that the douche bag didn't get why he deserved. if the cops didn't arrest him I'm sure that could would have gotten a mental handicap him self. and I would then tell the op's kid to laugh at him.
SooShee 0
I would have punched him too! I'm sure if you tell the judge why you hit him, the charges will be dropped.
BahahahLOL 0
HEY fellow British Colombian :D
SooShee 0
Colombian? Do you mean Columbian??
BahahahLOL 0
Yes. Sorry, I was on my iPod :P
iknowwhatimsayin 0
I'm from the us, and we visited canada and I must say, the number of a&w's there is AMAZING!
sockpuppet704 0
Taze his ass, then run like hell.
redbluegreen 41
Even if he completely deserved a good smack doesn't justify doing so. I know exactly how hard it can be though. At the rate the world is going, the bully has a pretty good possibility of someday fathering a child with some sort of mental disability. I know it's said often, but the world is a very ignorant, sick place.
BigMark18 0
Really that kid got what he needed but maybe alil more ass beatin... I would of done the samething.. Hell i'd do it for any speical needs kid that was gettin picked on..
enjoywhileyoucan 0
Go Alice's wonderland and set for your sons
MollyXD124 7
holy hell, that's stupid, he got what he deserved. if i were you, i would have done way more than punch him in the face.
gkings18 1
he set a great example for his son, don't let anyone say you're anything but normal and stand up for yourself
Swagger1889 0
Good father
glitter354 0
I'm sorry you had to go through that, OP. That brat deserved it...but next time beat him so senseless that he won't remember what happened, much less be able to pick you out of a line-up. If there were any witnesses, I'm sure they would understand. Let your son know that it is NOT ok to be bullied. Law enforcement should not be needed to handle situations like this.
Origomali 0
that's all well and good until the teenager stabs him. let's all just keep escalating until someone is dead.
gemandi 1
So your saying that because he made fun of someone who is mentally handicapped you should inflict brain damage by beating him until he is senseless... I'm not condoning what he did in any way but wouldn't that be worse then making fun of someone for any reason?