Today, we finished a sit-up test at school. I had been training for the athletic tests, so I was proud of my score. When someone asked what I got and I shared, proud, they responded with, "I bet it helps that your fat bounces you back up." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML
Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML
Today, a day after after I took a diet pill, I participated in a sprint test. I shat in my pants. I finished the test but got a bad grade. FML
Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I was trying to impress someone by doing pull-ups. I got halfway up, froze, and then slowly slipped down like a dying horse. It felt like the whole park had stopped to watch. I tried to laugh it off, but I’m pretty sure they’re still talking about it. FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML
Today, at the gym, I was trying to look cool doing pull-ups in front of someone I liked. On my first pull-up, my hand slipped, and I fell backwards onto a yoga ball, which shot me straight into another guy doing push-ups. FML
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Top comments
SnowxSakura 17
Don't let them get to you, be proud of what you're doing and keep up the hard work.
reneetlovesyou 30
If anything, you worked out more than anyone else. Your body mass means the earth's gravitational pull is stronger on you, so joke's on them.
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SnowxSakura 17
Don't let them get to you, be proud of what you're doing and keep up the hard work.
tygerarmy 35
Your training wasn't useless, it helped do as well as you did. If being fat bothers you keep training, you'll get even better and lose weight.
MattM95 16
I agree with #1. They seem jealous to me. Keep it up OP.
mageepaigeee44 15
Jealous and their logic makes absolutely no sense.
ohgeejosee 19
Seriously OP, punch them and go get some ice cream
kristabelli 19
They're a jerk OP, obviously they need to insult people in order to feel better about themselves. YOU, however, made yourself feel good by working hard and doing your best! You win.
Testing1234 25
Yeah OP just keep on training and you can lose that weight and then theyll be jealous but they cant insult you anymore
MV3_Heat_Fan 13
The question is how few sit ups did they do in order for them to try and insult you? Keep up the good work and pay no attention to them
KitchKraft 21
I just want to know if the fat did help...
Wyaru 9
He was probably jelly. Make sure you don't put him on your toast and eat him, fatty.
reneetlovesyou 30
If anything, you worked out more than anyone else. Your body mass means the earth's gravitational pull is stronger on you, so joke's on them.
TrippingOnAcid 29
OP might not even be overweight. It could just be jealous bitches.
1two3four5six 23
but if op is fat, why would they be jealous?
kristabelli 19
Because OP beat them on the test, 84.
ChenEighty 20
***** off to them, they don't understand physics anyways. There's no way to elongate a bounce like that. Also, they're an asshole. There's that too.
callmekakarot 10
just hit him/her in the face
jerryj 27
This is poor advice because: 1. It would solve nothing. 2. The fat might bounce the punch back to OP's own face.
leeloo900 9
At least you're doing something to work out. Good job Op!
WhatsYOURname6 25
There's always someone who wants to bring you down. Remember you were happy with your score in the first place :)
Godsofdracos 15
Ignore them, assholes like to tear down people who are improving themselves. Keep it up, and congrats on your score.
Futacy 30
Screw them, they're just jealous. You worked for the score you got, and you were satisfied. And judging fron how he responded, I can tell that it was a lot higher than his score.
Godsofdracos 15
Not necessarily, bullies like to tear the satisfaction away from someone. Their pain and sorrow fuels their happiness like an ugly ass leech. I do agree they're most likely jealous, though I would venture a guess it's more over their dedication than score.
reneetlovesyou 30
I do agree that person was being a bully, but I also feel like people have to make a sort of "excuse" as to why they couldn't do as well as someone else. And that maybe they felt embarrassed OP did better as it's implied OP is a little overweight. But we won't know until we get feedback so for now we're all just speculating (:
dragonrider1959 18
How do you know it was a guy. That sounds like a bitchy mean girl comment more than a jackass guy comment. Just saying.
1two3four5six 23
why would they be jealous if op is fat? what are they jealous of?
Futacy 30
85- No, jealous that OP (most likely) did better than them. 77- Touché
dawood_k 27
Did you rebound
JMichael 26
they were probably just pissed you did more work than they did.