Lauren
Australia
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Chubs
Norway
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
andy
United States
Hereditary?
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Lax
France
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
lyss
New Prague, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Anonymous
He is worried
Today, my husband asked with genuine concern if I would be able to breast feed our kids when they are born, since my boobs are so small. FML
yerface
United States
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
JCC
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Be warned
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Anonymous
Northampton, United Kingdom
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
parentof5
United States
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Bill
United States
Nice of her
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
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sarahmah214 0
aww
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Easy: Genetics. Blame your parents. And your eating habits & lack of exercise.
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perdix 31
I see a lot people proposing the lose weight/boob job solution (or one or the other). That's going to take hard work, discipline and a lot of money. A more effective solution is to go to bars where men get very drunk. Alcohol makes you beautiful. You'll have all the boyfriends you want, and can keep them as long as you keep them pickled. Sobriety is your enemy.
runawaybishop 5
this sounds like the best suggestion here #144
meganpaige 0
ahaha <3
uss125 0
ydi for being a fat lard
Native_Hunny021 1
suck out all your fat, n put it in your boobs... its possible!
Coolerthanutimes 0
haha
nickbouz 3
say "well at least I have boobs"
nickbouz 3
not the best comeback but it will do.
thepsychobilly 0
I can't quite picture that... Well, time to break out the oranges!
spamf 0
I don't have that problem
the_flirtt 0
haha
perdix 31
That would be awesome if those boobs really belonged to you, spamf. A check on TinEye shows that you are very popular in Russia, Romania and Hungary, and with several **** sites. That would be great to have a **** star from MILFord, USA commenting here on FML, but I think that would be too good to be true.
pster03 0
Are those fake?
5t3ff1k4h 47
189- Obviously.
MetalFish 0
either that or they defy gravity
Freeze_fml 17
I'm glad someone else knows about TinEye.
perdix 31
5t3ff, they probably are real, but they belong to a **** star, not some snarky FML commenter. I'd love it if spamf proved that picture was really her. Who knows? **** stars probably have a lot of time on their hands. After the males shoot their wads, they need some recovery time, so why couldn't spamf entertain us with some of her witticisms? Not likely, but a guy can dream, can't he?
5t3ff1k4h 47
*stares blankly* If they are real, whoever is in the picture is wearing a super-push-up bra. If those are real, there's no way they'd naturally sit like that. ...How many **** stars have natural boobs that big?
perdix 31
5t3ff, I definitely agree that those boobs are getting some significant lift from that bra. Some **** stars have big naturals. Christy Canyon comes to mind, and so does Brandi Taylor. Others have what appear to be fakes, but they look good enough to cause some doubt. The worst is Audrey Bitoni -- you can see her scars and when she does reverse cowgirl, they are just misshapen. She's a great **** star nevertheless.
FFML_314 12
I wish my "big naturals" sat like that!
Oanaj 0
30 bucks that spamf is a man
fmlwinnn 0
well...some girls get lucky and have all their fat go to their boobs. :
pureecstasy 5
Don't worry about it op. Huge boobs become saggy and unattractive later on in life.
pureecstasy 5
Haha boobs are nice for awhile though. =)
oldenuff2party 3
thin gia with small boobs are ait. bit dam that's a bad combo
5t3ff1k4h 47
What the hell did you just say?
MetalFish 0
I think we should phone an ambulance for this guy... He seems to be having a stroke.