Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, a bee stung me on the vulva. Definitely not the kind of prick I was expecting to get. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. Things got kind of heated, so he decided to take off my bra. They cooled back down when a bug flew out. FML
Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML
Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have some alone time under the stars. Things were getting hot and heavy in my truck bed and clothes went everywhere. After getting dressed, I felt pain. Little did I know that I threw my underwear in an ant pile. I got bit down south, a lot. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. A few hours later, we discovered he's highly allergic to my Summer's Eve soap. He looks like he's been attacked by bees. Yay for losing my v-card. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
If it swells up enough, you might finally be satisfied.
Charlie Given 28
Well I guess it's not a honey stick anymore 😃😋
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Comments (15)
Dave_Davington 34
I'll bet he cannot beelieve his bad luck.
RichardPencil 32
If it swells up enough, you might finally be satisfied.
commandpriority 5
That’s a dick move. Next time let him stick it in you beehive. Hehehe
wHSKitty 11
That’s what you get :p
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE A BEEHIVE?
Davros 12
The invasion of the African Dick Bee has begun.
Charlie Given 28
Well I guess it's not a honey stick anymore 😃😋
Zekfen 17
“Bees: Natures Penis Pump” a Disney Nature film coming to a theater near you!
TCRII 30
Getting stung is bad enough, but to have Mr. Happy get stung really is an FML for him.
Madrias 36
Ah, the lovebirds found out about the bees the hard way, and got caught misbehaving. Love bites, sure, but it also stings, too.