Lauren
Australia
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Chubs
Norway
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
andy
United States
Hereditary?
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Lax
France
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
lyss
New Prague, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Anonymous
He is worried
Today, my husband asked with genuine concern if I would be able to breast feed our kids when they are born, since my boobs are so small. FML
yerface
United States
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
JCC
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Be warned
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Anonymous
Northampton, United Kingdom
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
parentof5
United States
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Bill
United States
Nice of her
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
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sarahmah214 0
aww
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Easy: Genetics. Blame your parents. And your eating habits & lack of exercise.
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amazzinnkiid 0
Wow slap the bitch upside her head and chop off her neck. take a gun, shoot her legs and shove it down her ******. then for the finisher.... wait for it...... TEABAG her ass and. eat her nipples XP
hibarbie 0
this seems a little extreme don't you think? hmmm...
amazzinnkiid 0
nopee
CresentNinja 0
hahahahaha suck it bitch
Samberriee 9
I'm skinny with small boobs... but I guess that makes sense. I'd rather be fat with huge boobs tho.
JillianlikesVogu 0
Yeah but then they'll sag to your knees when you get old.
penguin7 0
I have little boobs. we r blessed. people with big ones can't wear cool clothes. they're always making girls look trashy anyway:)
mikey0505 0
ahahahah slap in the face that much suck and you couldn't even smack her in the face cause she's not yours
LightningLadyy 0
I would have done it... No harm in a friendly nudge.
xxaybaybayxx 0
awwh. cute kids these days(:
mcsquanch 0
start with workin out 20 mins 3 times a week then with the results u see from that u will be motivated to do more.
XxGingerBbyxX 0
omg I have this one aunt who's like rlly rlly fat but she has the flattest butt ever it's jus weird but she's cool
Person1233 13
Cool story bro.
fmlissoooooofked 0
did u find 20 bucks?
Samberriee 9
That's too true, 65. My grandma is a perfect example.... But I still at least want average-sized boobies. ;(
IHateThinkingOfA 0
kids say the darnest thing. :D