Today, my husband asked with genuine concern if I would be able to breast feed our kids when they are born, since my boobs are so small. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
Today, a colleague was telling me she still breastfeeds her 4 year-old son, and that she has breastfed kids of her neighbours too. She kept talking about it and I ended up staring at her ample breasts. She noticed and asked me if I wanted too. Now I don’t know what to do. FML
Today, I got pissed after my boyfriend tried mansplaining breastfeeding to me. I’ve nursed two children of my own, stocked and sustained two big freezers full, and still had leftovers to donate to preemies. He tried saying pumping "doesn’t increase supply" and that I just “got lucky” making so much. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall. My mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked, "TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK!" FML
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML
Today, after a 3-day induced delivery for my twins, and after getting stitches down there, I woke up to boobs that are the size of footballs, and still no milk coming out. The pain of chopping them off at this point would be more bearable. FML
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Top comments
pjsr 33
We don’t have to understand how they work in order to enjoy them
KIEdekka 14
to be fair, men who don't know that much about female anatomy are genuinely concerned about it. He obviously still loves you and finds you attractive, since he married you and you're having a kid together. He's just ill informed
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Dodge4x4Ram 46
brace yourselves, here comes the offensive comments.
EmDizzle2007 28
define offensive.
RichardPencil 32
Kids(pl.)/he(sing.) what the hell is going on here? I thought flat-chested girls were supposed to be the smart ones.
pjsr 33
We don’t have to understand how they work in order to enjoy them
Spoopy Flame III 8
very true
SquirrelRulingtheWorld 8
Cup size does not correlate with amount of glandular tissue. Once again, CUP SIZE HAS ZERO EFFECT ON MILK SUPPLY
KIEdekka 14
to be fair, men who don't know that much about female anatomy are genuinely concerned about it. He obviously still loves you and finds you attractive, since he married you and you're having a kid together. He's just ill informed
jbuckets_404 39
As first-time fathers are always so happy to learn, their women's boobies get noticeably bigger during the pregnancy term and don't always eventually return to their original size. Good luck with it all, OP! :D P.S. Isn't that why God invented baby formula?
fjvitt 14
Maybe you should get implants?
boogerjt 6
Dumbass❗️
TCRII 30
Yay BOOBIES ;)
AmbrosiaFan 19
guys don't pay attention to that in school. you need to explain it to them.