Lauren
Australia
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Chubs
Norway
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
andy
United States
Hereditary?
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Lax
France
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
lyss
New Prague, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Anonymous
He is worried
Today, my husband asked with genuine concern if I would be able to breast feed our kids when they are born, since my boobs are so small. FML
yerface
United States
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
JCC
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Be warned
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Anonymous
Northampton, United Kingdom
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
parentof5
United States
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Bill
United States
Nice of her
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Top comments
sarahmah214 0
aww
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Easy: Genetics. Blame your parents. And your eating habits & lack of exercise.
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Comments (314)
FMLsOhilarious 6
You should've told the little girl to go **** herself.
nickbouz 3
That's one solution! hahaha
sallen0046 4
I'm sorry, were you unaware that you are overweight and have small breasts? You can't complain that your life is ****** just because other people comment on things you should have been perfectly aware of. You don't want to be fat then diet and exercise. Losing weight will maker your small breasts proportionate to your body and thus not seem so small. If you don't want to take action, don't complain when people comment.
lana1316 0
aww nobody deserves that
HOMEBOYPRICELESS 0
No one likes smalls boobs
phatdaddy62 23
ummm. I do.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#178 That's completely untrue. Some guys actually do prefer smaller boobs. Small boobs generally are less saggy or aren't saggy at all.
SmallTownCutie 0
Aww, I'm sorry. Kids are harsh:(
ERich331 3
157... yay!
MobPanda 0
lol owned by a kid
mintcar 10
I just wanted to say that your display picture is extremely cute.
pcakewafflebacon 0
you are a man. named Lauren.
thegooseisloose 0
Yuh!