Lauren
Australia
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Chubs
Norway
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
andy
United States
Hereditary?
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Lax
France
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
lyss
New Prague, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Anonymous
He is worried
Today, my husband asked with genuine concern if I would be able to breast feed our kids when they are born, since my boobs are so small. FML
yerface
United States
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
JCC
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Be warned
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Anonymous
Northampton, United Kingdom
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
parentof5
United States
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Bill
United States
Nice of her
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
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sarahmah214 0
aww
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Easy: Genetics. Blame your parents. And your eating habits & lack of exercise.
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MetalFish 0
*intake of breath through teeth* Now, cosmetic surgery is a touchy subject (no pun intended with the 'boob relation'), because obviously you want to feel good with your body etc, BUT (and this is just my personal opinion, but im sure many guess agree with me and im sure many disagree with me also) Fake breasts are a BIG turn off.
Freeze_fml 17
Boobs are boobs. Fake or not. Too much analysis.
5t3ff1k4h 47
MetalFish - What about the girls who have natural A's, but only go up one size to become a B? Those are the most natural looking implants. Anything bigger and you'd see exactly where the bag of goop begins.
MetalFish 0
like I said, It's just my opinion. and there is never too much analysis when it comes to boobs ;)
Guapito91 0
You can have mine...
MetalFish 0
and 5t3ff1k4h, this is gonna sound weird, but i'd have to see them, fake boobs to me just look very unattractive. If they ARE fake, but they look / feel natural... then it's a win-win all round :)
5t3ff1k4h 47
Lol, I'm not saying I have those types of implants. I don't. All natural, here! :D I'm just pointing out a possible oversight. ;) I see your point though. Sometimes even a B is too big for a girl, and they end up looking fake. One last thing you guys will love me for - just think of Heidi Montag.
MetalFish 0
I didnt mean I need to see yours xD don't make me out to sound like a pervert! lol I had to google Heidi Montag because I didn't know who she was... google images shows some blond woman running around a beach all day xD
5t3ff1k4h 47
Lmao, I knew what you meant. I like to make things awkward! Also, yeah, not many people know who she is. You've seen the giant implants, though? That's what I was referring to.
MetalFish 0
How could you miss them :| Boobs are fun because they a squishy... fake boobs aren't squishy. THEREFORE, Fake boobs aren't fun :)
5t3ff1k4h 47
Lol you're a little too into this conversation, there, buddy. :P
MetalFish 0
what can I say... I like boobs! xD Anyway it's 5 A.M. here, so im outta here!
WondaBread518 3
haha that's mean. yet funny. srry I'm laughing!
MacdaddyMaddy 0
it's okay I've only got c cups but my long dark brown hair hides my boobs /:
thecarlover09 4
37- love ur pic
md0127 0
damnnn tht sux. aw :(