Today, a funny smelling liquid was sprayed all over the computer. Last week, I told my fully pottytrained but extremely reluctant toddler that he couldn't play Barney games until he used the big boy toilet. A 4 year old's revenge really sucks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, I spent two hours convincing my 3-year-old son that he can't poop on his 4-month-old brother out of retaliation for the baby pooping on him. He did it anyway. FML
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML
Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML
Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML
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Dopeyrox 0
your kid sounds like a brat
xenomorph 0
1. Find a way to neutralize the smell, perhaps vinegar. 2. Apply the substance to the computer, then dry off. 3. ???? 4. PROFIT!!!!!!!
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aa1982 0
I always thought we supervised our young ones so they didn't do things like that. Call me old-fashioned.
whyme_ss 0
basically what this is saying to me is that the boy's scared. my little sister used to be afraid of the toilet flushing, so I can understand the kid being afraid. maybe he was fully potty trained ON A KID TOILET or something, and had now moved up to OP's BIG BOY TOILET. he's prob scared, and he/shes trying to ease him into it. he/she also says EXTREMELY RELUCTANT, so the kid probably does use it, but again, is scared or something. And personally, I think 3 is a good age to potty train a child, because their old enough to understand, but still young. So really the kid isn't too far behind. honestly, I think the people screaming at you to beat him and stuff are ass holes. but he def needs punishment! take away his game for longer and i def agree that OP's a good parent. people dont know how hard potty training is until they have done it themselves (so glad its over did it 3 times) but i do suggest that you keep a better eye on him.....
boatkicker 5
Finally someone who actually understands the FML. AND is sensible on top of that, about the punishments. Thank you. :)
paladininwaiting 1
lol@#64.....I see my mistake...DAMN YOU IPHONE !!!!!!!!
happyhak 5
Shouldnt this be under "kids" instead of "miscellaneous"?
Runchrisrun 0
Shouldn't the kid be potty trained by age 4?
brg04345 0
OK, here's the deal. The kid is trained. And even if he weren't, it wouldn't be the end of the world. At some point, you've got to balance your desire to potty train your kid or get them off bottles with their own level of comfort and security. If your kid is three and still drinking out of bottles every once in a while, is it going to hurt him? Really? Probably not. Should he be potty trained at 4? Probably, but if making him do it will traumatize him, it's really not worth it. And it's a well-known fact that boys are harder to train than girls. Lay off the original poster. And yeah, I would let my kid know that that is ABSOLUTELY NOT ACCEPTABLE. I'd probably give him a spanking, or take something he likes away from him for a day or two.
brg04345 0
And yeah, you can't supervise a kid ALL the time. It just isn't possible unless you don't work or have a nanny or a maid to do your housework and cook.
renaissancegrrl 0
You TOTALLY deserve it for still potty-training at age 4. If they're walking, they should be training.
boatkicker 5
I walked at 7mos. That's a bit early for potty training. OP said "fully potty trained" meaning that the child IS trained. It said "big boy potty" which to me implies that they have a little kids training potty, and maybe he's just afraid of the 'big boy potty' and likes his little boy potty.
dudethatsuxxx 0
you deserved it for not disciplining your child. a spanking won't harm your child, it will help them.
darth1 18
When I was young an angry parents revenge was even worse, TEACH HIM A LESSON