Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter started showing signs of understanding the potty training concept. She announced to my mother-in-law that she needed to go potty, only to be flatly told, "No, you don't." So she crapped herself. Now it's going to take forever to train her. FML
Today, in an attempt to potty train my 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waited for several minutes. I finally gave up and lifted her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on my new shoes. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML
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species4872 20
At least he tried. Can't fault him for that.
Koios 30
You could say that, but probably shouldn't
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Kobilar 10
I guess you could you say that was pretty shitty
Koios 30
You could say that, but probably shouldn't
RichardPencil 32
You’re lucky you didn’t include the word “situation.” Hell hath no fury!!
Lichius 4
The situation or your joke?
species4872 20
At least he tried. Can't fault him for that.
Glowworm56 27
At least he's successfully potty-trained now. He just needs to be taught how to properly clean the potty now.
thehaystackerine 20
as the proud parent of a two year old ? let me tell you... NEVER TURN YOUR BACK FOR ONE SECOND!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I'm sorry, but you did kind of deserve that, it would've been wiser to clean everything up first, then getting him the cookie when everything was cleaned up.
species4872 20
A bit harsh, Some mum's have to learn along with their child because of the absense of experienced mothers to give them guidance. A mothers excitement can be as great as the childs and things can be overlooked.
RichardPencil 32
He’s not the family member who needs potty training. Leaving a toddler with a portable bowl of shit? Rookie mistake!!
HanBanana15 9
Awww, he was just trying to help, OP. That's too precious. That sucks that he made such a gross mess, but it sounds like he's excited to be a big kid. Just try to remember you seem to be raising such a considerate and independent little boy and sometimes, that will be difficult, but it will be so worth it.
Georgian_fml 15
well sounds like you got yourself in a SHITTY situation, dont get PISSED off.
Stealthninjaa 19
Am I the only one who ever thinks "you deserve it for having kids"? Don't get me wrong though, parenting sounds hella brave.
thatslifeiguess7 16
I'm guessing that this is your first kid? cause vets know you don't leave a kid alone with a full potty