Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were arguing about how he was too busy for me. During that conversation, he was texting his best friend and then called by his brother to drive him home. Instead of returning to finish our conversation, he left to prepare for his fishing trip with his mates tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out my long-distance boyfriend was trying to pick fights with me and start pointless arguments because he wanted a ticket out of the relationship. He wanted to find a reason to break up with me, rather than confess he has a local girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, I went back home after a break with my live-in boyfriend. I had to spend some time at my distant father's place in another city until we talked it over, and he asked me to come back. I guess he should have mentioned he'd had sex with someone else before I came back. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
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Top comments
philzilla 1
look on the bright side, at least you're still having sex
Anti666 17
That's bullshit OP, find someone who doesn't just want sex.
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Comments (57)
sapphirestar 0
fyl.. You deserve someone better!
GraysonIsFail 0
you don't know that. maybe he deserves someone better?
starile 20
The boyfriend is stupid and inconsiderate.
GraysonIsFail 0
she could be some drug enraged looney who sleeps around, who knows.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
yea u can get laid like all the time.
FUGYU 2
I agree with 8, we don't know how awful OP is either.
drakem 7
god dam none of my postsare showing up. but kill him nao
philzilla 1
look on the bright side, at least you're still having sex
itsgabriellee 4
I don't think that is what the OP wants though.
Anti666 17
That's bullshit OP, find someone who doesn't just want sex.
Cinn_fml 23
They said 'who doesn't just want sex', not 'who doesn't want sex'. Do you see a difference between those two statements?
goloso 0
my ex said yes to that lol...
perdix 31
And you think you are better than the ordinary run-of-the-mill Booty Call because . . .? I don't know which side of the "call more often" debate you were on, so I'll say YDI for not calling more often or for begin too clingy and annoying.
mmastermetallica 0
another win
spidersilkx9 0
long break huh?
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
at least you know he enjoys the sex still.
Exagonistic 0
Look at the bright side.... You can still be Fu€k Buddies, With out all the Drama :)
Slimma 20
A break? He's moving away. It's over. Move on. Enough of the "taking a break" bull crap. That's an excuse used by the clingy.
gisellaa 0
Leave Him , He's Such A Jerk !