Today, a funny smelling liquid was sprayed all over the computer. Last week, I told my fully pottytrained but extremely reluctant toddler that he couldn't play Barney games until he used the big boy toilet. A 4 year old's revenge really sucks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, I spent two hours convincing my 3-year-old son that he can't poop on his 4-month-old brother out of retaliation for the baby pooping on him. He did it anyway. FML
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML
Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML
Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML
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Dopeyrox 0
your kid sounds like a brat
xenomorph 0
1. Find a way to neutralize the smell, perhaps vinegar. 2. Apply the substance to the computer, then dry off. 3. ???? 4. PROFIT!!!!!!!
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frostie 0
1)Find your son 2)Drag him to the computer he peed on 3) Shout at him and tell him its a really disrespectful thing to do, tell him you love him and you want to make him a better person which is why you will have to carry out step number 4 4) Slap/Whip him as hard as you could (please non of that stupid pathetic time out 'punishment') 5) Tell him to clean it off If you think this is 'too violent' think again. My dad did this to me and im perfectly fine. I am not a serial killer or some freak.
Melvar_10 3
^ win My dad would straight out beat my ass xD
polarbears 0
He peed on your computer?! Pee on his game, see if he likes it. Sounds like you're raising a brat, OP. YDI.
malakian_fml 0
55# Yeah sure theres nothing wrong with you, apart from the fact that you think WHIPPING KIDS IS OK.....
Jimboom 12
Omg, it really amazes me how many anally PC people are on here today. There is NOTHING wrong with physical punishment with a kid who has done wrong and knows it. Heck, I myself had this as a kid. Both at home ( was made to go wait in my fathers room, which was almost as bad if not worse than the whack on my arse) and at school (corporal punishment). This was never done in a "I'm going to whup your ass because you have pissed me off by being/doing something naughty", but a "your have done something wrong, hence you must pay the consequences". Knowing you are going to be punished if you do something wrong is a very strong motivation as a kid to not do anything wrong. It really annoys me these days when people give more rights to children than adults. School teachers are not allowed to even raise a hand to a child, regardless of what the child does. A parent is not allowed to smack the child's bottom for being naughty, lest they get child services all over their business. The problem is most kids when they find something to use to their advantage they will use and abuse it. Don't let their cute exteriors fool you. Pretty much every child in this world will at some point be naughty, doing something they know they shouldn't but they do it anyway. If you don't give them some sort of boundrys with rules and punishments for breaking the rules then they will never learn. Just look at modern day Britian. See all the kids running around school swearing and cussing out the teachers. See them shouting at their parents and swearing at them or around then. That shit wouldn't have flown when I was a kid. Swearing at a teacher or generally acting out at school? Thats a cane across the ass. Shouting and swearing at parents or even around them? Thats a smack around the ear hole. Stop wrapping our children up in cotton wool. They are not all precious little angels. They need to know there are severe reactions to wrongful actions on their part. Oh and OP, YDI. If your going to let a 4 year old play computer they need to know it's a treat, not something they just get because.
athame1983 0
i would spank the crap out of that kid if he were mine jimboom---i dont think teachers should be able to beat children, that is insane and social services arent called unless children have physical marks on them like bruises they most definitely will not intervene with a parent spanking their child quit being ignorant
lmaoatyourlife 0
The OP said the child is fully potty trained, not that they are POTTY TRAINING him. I really don't see why everyone is focusing so much on that when it clearly states he is capable of knowing when he wants to use the toilet. And it's not like he pissed on the computer by accident, he did it deliberately, which basically shows he is potty trained because he is aware that he needed to go. OP, that does suck, but i do think your child is a bit young to be playing computer games (assuming that you let him play them often.) #55, you're an idiot. Beating you're child is disgraceful, and where i live it's illegal.
scythefwd 0
#59 - Is a open hand, not full power, swat across the buttocks abuse? How is a single swat "beating". I generally associate beating with leaving some kind of mark, which a swat won't do. I find it amazing that people, in general, are capable of seeing infinite degrees of severity only see one when it comes to spanking... all out child abuse.
Cristaderzi 0
Hmmm Good points from all! USA teens are out of whack as well sadly!
paladininwaiting 1
not sure about the laws in UK, but at least in Michigan, spanking will not get you sent to jail. The cops AND CS both have told me and my parents(they started fister-care and adopting when I was around 11) that it is perfectly ok to spank when necessary. This coming from THE people who took the kids away from their parents for beating them. Spanking does not equal beating, people. OP, that sucks, but I have seen some good suggestions for re-revenge on here!
lo1337a 1
Being fisted by a foster carer will definitely get them arrested.
lo1337a 1
A four year old isn't a toddler. A four year old ******** on the computer & refusing to use the toilet has issues you need to address with professional help.
flying_vegan 0
Exactly. He's clearly deranged. OP fails as a parent.
Jacksgirl 1
I simply fail to understand why parents get SO bent over potty training. I never "trained" my children, I simply left the bathroom door open. "hey, mom, what are ya doing" became, "hey, can *I* do that? and voila! Kids using the potty... those kids are 17 and 18 now, and Just Fine. Parents are too worried about meeting "milestones" set by people who never HAD children. Your child will use the toilet when HE is ready and not a moment before. Offer the opportunity, the child WILL take it. Now, as for peeing on your computer... a 4yo is PLENTY old enough for the consequences of his actions. Supervise while HE cleans it!!
rachelbrianna25 0
um. i hope YOU didn't clean it up. You should make ur 4 year old clean it up and to teach him a lesson of his consquences.