Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML
Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom after my 9 year-old nephew. Apparently nobody taught him to lift the seat when he pees, or how to aim properly, because when I sat down, I sat in his pee. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Today, I was potty-training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet. He then peed and pooped on it. FML
Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML
Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML
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Top comments
christophbak 14
I bet urine trouble now
LittleLittlered7 6
Yep, that's normal for a three year old. And pretty tame.
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Comments (24)
christophbak 14
I bet urine trouble now
dtut 15
nice one
RoboCunnilingus 23
What is happening?
mattyiscool123 26
Where have I heard this before?
LittleLittlered7 6
Yep, that's normal for a three year old. And pretty tame.
Coffee5555 14
i bet you got pissed
protoskore 27
into every life a little pee must fall
missa8604 26
I am a nanny for a little boy too and I know this will happen to me at some point during potty training. When you work with kids things happen and words you never thought you'd have to say come out of your mouth. I hope you had extra clothes and access to a shower!
OhPuhleeze 23
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha well it really wasn't that funny but I put the last ha to fill that blank.. OCD issues..
nickfraser98 11
h0t
cootiequeen4444 11
wtf!? this comment deeply disturbs me...
stressedartist 14
At least he's proud
Thegoofygoober 15
R Kelly would be so proud
Chikiriwak 17
Well it is to be expected. You watch over kids and things get messy, this isn't that bad compared to other situations.