Today, a funny smelling liquid was sprayed all over the computer. Last week, I told my fully pottytrained but extremely reluctant toddler that he couldn't play Barney games until he used the big boy toilet. A 4 year old's revenge really sucks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, I spent two hours convincing my 3-year-old son that he can't poop on his 4-month-old brother out of retaliation for the baby pooping on him. He did it anyway. FML
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML
Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML
Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML
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Dopeyrox 0
your kid sounds like a brat
xenomorph 0
1. Find a way to neutralize the smell, perhaps vinegar. 2. Apply the substance to the computer, then dry off. 3. ???? 4. PROFIT!!!!!!!
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Comments (103)
imajinethat 0
Aren't you the parent for a reason? Whup that kid's ass.
WokeUpThisMornin 0
This. A sound beating works wonders every now and then :)
xenomorph 0
Hitting breeds hitting. Spank your kid now, get write-ups from your kid's school later. Time-out is a better option.
shananigans 0
I haven't decided whether or not I want to use spanking as a form of punishment on my kids yet (although I can assure you I would never do anything to them that could be perceived as "whupping their ass") but I was spanked as a child, and I never got in any trouble growing up, ever. Neither did my siblings. My sister and I were model students and had a good group of friends, and while my brother's grades were average at best (he has a learning disability) he never got into fights or acted out. I'd say we're pretty well-adjusted kids. As long as you make sure the child knows WHY they're receiving the punishment, and you don't always use it as a first resort, I don't think spanking is necessarily all that bad, as long as it's an actual SPANKING, not like a freakin' beat-down, and as long as it's not done out of mere anger and/or impatience.
phatdaddy 0
Not if you do it right. All of my siblings and I were spanked. Not one of us ever got into any trouble in school for hitting. My girlfriend's nephew whom she babysits, never gets spanked. Only time-outs. He has the worst hitting problem of any child I've seen. Do you know why that is? He doesn't know that it hurts. Hit your kids. If you do it right early on, it only takes a threat of doing it again to get them to act right.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
At age 4, not only should IT no longer have such issues, but IT should know better than do such a thing to the parents. DOGS are better raised than the animal you call your child. Please learn some parenting before IT hits teenager years and becomes one more drug dealer or crackhead loitering in our streets.
fetusjuice 0
Abortion!!!
blastvortex 4
First, this goes to show how well mannered your kid really is; there's a reason for that (other than the fact that he's just a squirt). Second, don't use something like that as a stipulation unless you're prepared to face the consequences.
boatkicker 5
Pee on his Barney Game and then give him permission to play with it. Justice is a mirror.
jessxoxo28 5
LOL!!!! a 4 year old's revenge? the kids got u good
mura_fml 0
YDI! He's obviously not properly potty trained if you have to take away his games in order to make him use the toilet. He may end up being an immature moron if you don't start teaching him stuff when he's supposed to learn it.
invisiblerabbit 0
u r a bitch
onnielief 4
Ydi, you let your kid get away with that? Shows who rules your household! A 4 year old boy, refusing to use the toilet, even though he displays control of his bodyly functions, is still a 4 year old! Spank his rear end, take away all his Barney priviliges, and explain him that YOU'RE in charge, not him. Parenting fail, obvously!
_20jre 0
hmmmmmmmm "funny smelling" liquid on the computer eh? are you sure it's the kid?