Today, my mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is 130, an honor student, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, or do drugs. I'm the "worst" because I don't go to church every Sunday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while discussing my grades with my mother, she told me that when she was my age she was dumb but hardworking, and my dad was lazy but very smart. She then added, "You managed to get the worst out of each of us." FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my parents told me that unless I think about my behaviour and make some real changes, people are going to think I’m weird or suspicious, and I’ll never make friends. This is because I choose to attend church on Sundays instead of watching TV and getting drunk. FML
Today, my mom called me a “subhuman inbred.” All because I was fidgeting during church without realizing I was doing it. FML
Today, my mother told me she's disappointed in me for not going to a better college, and that if I was in the top ten of my class that the rest of those ten must be really dumb. Fact is, I threw away the acceptance letters to Carnegie Mellon and Cornell because I didn't want her to have to pay. FML
Today, my mom was more upset about my 67 on an Algebra test than my sister almost setting the house on fire. FML
Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
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Top comments
marcolin 0
I hate how religion influences people like that... GJ man, keep it up with ur life :)
Peroxide 3
Well then, its obvious what you need to do. Smoke, drink, do drugs and go to church on Sundays.
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Comments (46)
marcolin 0
I hate how religion influences people like that... GJ man, keep it up with ur life :)
FOOFIGHTERSrock 0
Just knock her out and start ur own underground organization that makes pizza.....everyone loves pizza!!!
Duckasaurus 0
In a survey people whose religion is a very low factor in their life tend to have high IQ.
silvermoonstar3 3
an IQ of 130 isn't that great. Maybe your siblings are smarter. Also, I'd bet you annoy her like crazy to make her say that.
JD01JD 0
Lol that sucks!!! Sundays are for sleeping
WowYouFailAtLife 0
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deserved. thats what you get for having a religious zealot for a mother.
RedRobster 0
Oh, because of course he can determine who his mother is.
Jizzylol 0
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YDI for mentioning IQ on the internet
overrandom 4
My IQ is three billion.
timtam24 0
my IQ's a google
plexico 4
timtam, it would be impressive if your IQ were a googol, Google is just a search tool.
Intellectualist 0
No, my IQ is a google. I know all that is on there, impressive, no?
timtam24 0
i think it's impressive
Peroxide 3
Well then, its obvious what you need to do. Smoke, drink, do drugs and go to church on Sundays.
Bannister19 0
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I agree with her. Instead of being a stuck up, egoistic little B, you could go to Church with your family. Somethings like Faith mean more than a stupid IQ.
Darksect0r13 0
not really
Bannister19 0
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Yes, really.
Darksect0r13 0
how so
timtam24 0
haha you thumbed up your comment didn't you. no, not really
Intellectualist 0
Religion is an opiate to the masses. So no, being smart, and generally a good kid, is MUCH more important than having blind faith in something that probably doesn't exist. Sorry to burst your bubble. I have no problem with religion, it's just when people force it down your throat, like those damned Jehovas witnesses.
eeekimjack 0
FYL for having a religious family.
Allymeme 3
Maybe it's because you think you're better than everyone.
ajlardner 0
YDI for having parents
burnquist764 0
It sucks but such is the ways of highly religious folk.