Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was expecting a very important work call. Today was also the day I got insuppressible diarrhea. As I was running to the washroom, the phone rang. I didn't make it to the washroom or the phone. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML
Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML
Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML
Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML
Today, apparently my parents called 911 because I wasn't answering their phone calls, so they thought something was wrong. I was in the bathroom and didn't bring my phone, so I wouldn't distract myself and ended up sitting there forever. Looks like that wasn't the right choice. FML
Today, after suffering from constipation for three days, I finally took a dump. Just as things reached the point of no return, my land line and doorbell all rang. FML
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Victoria16_fml 0
I guess your shit outta luck
music_woman1 11
The worst time for that to happen
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Comments (75)
FlyingWhisps 5
If the phone was in another room while you were sittin on tha toilet then :D Har Har
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
They knew you would be sitting on the pot, it's a conspiracy to get you to miss all your calls and be subsequently forced to call back!
MandyMeow_fml 18
Just play it cool.. They don't have to know that you're in a very awkward situation
GovernorGeneral 8
Thats not awkward at all. :|
MandyMeow_fml 18
I guess it depends on if the bathroom was echoey or not..
ladyLALAA 29
You always know when someone is doing something in the phone; eating, smoking, peeing haha.
thatgirlinoregon 21
It's called the 'mute button'. Hold off on the noises when you unmute to reply. Voila!
kyarush 10
Chinchilla!
GoW_Chick 15
Penguin!
yahoowizard 16
Nothing gets rid of that echo
asianbeezy_ 5
Did u answer it?
ninjuh_wingman 29
Looks like things went down the crapper.
MikeMikeTheAzn 3
I need my iPhone everytime I'm on the toilet... or else I'll be hella bored.
GoW_Chick 15
Why is it that important calls always happen at the worst times? I think the world put you in that shitty situation for it's own amusement. Yes I did say shitty situation, BRING IT!
ChaosAngel17 14
Challenge accepted!
GoW_Chick 15
Hey at least I didn't get shot like 26 down/ there *gets pulled into windowless van*
Pentium_4 27
sad :( you fell for the free candy trick?
ICATiger 13
Well that is a shitty(*gets shot in face*)
Pentium_4 27
*holding gun* you're welcome everyone.... sorry tiger :'(
bobbycorwen 5
*puts arm around Pentium_4's shoulder* "Would to like to go listen to Suicide Silence? Huh? It'll make you feel better?" :)
Pentium_4 27
Yes I would!!!!!
opinionmaker 7
Well, at least now you can shit on your luck without 'holding back'