Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML
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Today, I was expecting a very important work call. Today was also the day I got insuppressible diarrhea. As I was running to the washroom, the phone rang. I didn't make it to the washroom or the phone. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML
Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML
Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML
Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML
Today, apparently my parents called 911 because I wasn't answering their phone calls, so they thought something was wrong. I was in the bathroom and didn't bring my phone, so I wouldn't distract myself and ended up sitting there forever. Looks like that wasn't the right choice. FML
Today, after suffering from constipation for three days, I finally took a dump. Just as things reached the point of no return, my land line and doorbell all rang. FML
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Victoria16_fml 0
I guess your shit outta luck
music_woman1 11
The worst time for that to happen
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Comments (75)
ponyboi 0
I was sitting on the toilet when I read this
kay2810 9
Well don't just sit there! Run to the phone. It's not like the person on the other end is going to know your naked from the waist down.
ECL_333 0
of course it always does
geod69 8
All the time
I_Punch_Babies 7
YDI for still using a land line
hateevryone 15
it always happen when you're in the bathroom.
PrimeStarscream 30
Toilet seat sensor. Yup. It's that or you get over 9000 junk calls and the one time you say **** it and don't pick up it's the call you want.
rolfke 3
Those things always happen :-/
ilove80smetal 8
I really hope it wasn't for a crap job :P
grenj 8
If it was so important I'd run to the phone regardless if I wiped or not... After all you had been waiting a full eight hours...