Today I discovered that I'm so pale that I can lighten up any distant dark corner of the room just by placing my hand by a window and reflecting the light like a mirror. Imagine how bright it would be if I stood by the window naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm so pale, my boss asked me whether I light up in the dark. FML
Today, I got home and noticed my kitchen light was on. I was annoyed because I'd definitely switched it off that morning. Then I noticed that I'd left the curtains open. The sun was shining directly through the window onto the wall. I'd spent five minutes investigating sunlight. FML
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I have my bedroom window covered in tinfoil, since there is an insanely bright streetlight right outside my window and nothing else works to block it so when I brought a girl back to my place and she opened the blinds, she saw the tinfoil and stared in horror. I tried to explain but she just stared and stared. FML
Today, I was so disgusted by my own body, I took a shower in the dark so I wouldn't have to look at myself. FML
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Top comments
draghkar 18
My skin is similar to yours, and I like darker skin. But lots of people like skin like ours, so chin up lil camper.
RichardPencil 32
And white people spend their lives trying to get darker. Nobody seems to like themselves the way they are. It's good to be "good in your skin."
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Comments (8)
Wadlaen 24
Come on! Do it!😜
draghkar 18
My skin is similar to yours, and I like darker skin. But lots of people like skin like ours, so chin up lil camper.
RichardPencil 32
I am imagining! Thank you! You can send me some pics to help me imagine better. Please?
alex_jaguara 33
The hills are lit! Gondor calls for aid!
Susan Yee 9
Many women in Asian countries envy you.
RichardPencil 32
And white people spend their lives trying to get darker. Nobody seems to like themselves the way they are. It's good to be "good in your skin."
bl3ur0z3 17
You sure you're just pale and not a ghost?
Jordan Wallace 3
hey I'm not the only one!