Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML
Today, I tried to break up a fight between two of my coworkers. They decided to show their gratitude by smashing me in the face with a thick ceramic dish. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML
Today, my kitchen is trying to kill me. So far, I've hit my head three times on cupboards that opened themselves, cut open my hand on the microwave door when it slammed shut, and burned my cheek with the "heat-proof" oven mitt when I pushed the hair off my face. FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago, a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill, causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML
Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Today, at work teaching a cooking class, one of the kids asked if they could use a knife to help me chop vegetables. I said no, because it was very sharp and only staff members are allowed to use them. Just as I said that, the knife sliced through the tip of my thumb. FML
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Pommy_fml 0
don't be a baby. cut his junk and yell 200 points!
slowlybreakingme 14
wow. that's ****** man!
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Comments (132)
cracktus 0
People don't hate people for no reason. What did you do to them?
iltby 3
People do bully for no reason, though.
talaina 2
^^ This.
dirtyrussian97 0
psychopaths hate for no reason it's in them
donthurtme95 4
I hate literally everyone except my girlfriend and my best friend.
catkat1988 17
That's ****** up. You should press charges, deliberately pouring boiling water on someone's hands "by accident" is a violent attack. That someone is annoying doesn't justify making a game of hurting them physically. Oh, and both "learned" and "learnt" are correct spellings.
goonie85 0
#5- "You're a moron." See the subtle difference there? Well, maybe not. OP, that's sucks. Just because someone finds you annoying, doesn't give them the right to inflict physical pain. That's just mean!
Maxine17 8
Oh the comments on how "learnt" is a wrong spelling! People need to realise that it was our language, so it's not wrong :)
Shokz992 0
IKR... If you wanna speak English, at least know the correct spellings of the words you spell wrongly (aluminum, airplane etc.)
CYNNER 0
100 if someone looses an eye
caomei 0
wow is this necessary? u guys r so mean....!
grimpow_fml 0
I'm tempted to say YDI, only because I'm trying to think of things you could have done to piss everyone off like that
Kitouran 30
No one deserves to be physically assaulted, even if they're mean, especially when there's boiling water involved, and it's on the hands. A chef's hands are their life.
yvesofwinter 0
What kind of ****** up shit is that!? That's just ******* sadistic. Call the police, dumping boiling water on you is assault. After that, sue the company and find a new job. By the way, if anyone pulls shit like that again, hit them with a frying pan and call it self-defense.
Mx_Rider 6
LMFAO. wow.... i suggest you get the **** out of there op. before something worse happens perhaps idk!?
mzhonesty 0
That's not something you should take. You have to at least call the police and come out with your suspicions.