Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said, "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was, "So does yours." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML
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Top comments
JoSmokes 10
Why couldnt you just say "kissing"? Rubbing? WTF?
Sam_13161821 0
wax it ?
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Comments (170)
Baker_FoCo 0
Yeah, my Irish aunt is the same way. Straight up mustache, I kid you not.
jdfml90 0
Evry girl has a bit of a tash it just depends how well they handle it.
RedPillSucks 33
@32 She's probably going through menopause.
krazyasif 1
hahaha shame on u
elyanax8D 0
LMFAO. Sounds like you should fixx that.
seanders 10
Now time to work on your beard
vickycat 5
He's just being cheeky, he probably can feel your peach fuzz on his lips and so what? If it bothered him he probably would have said so quite bluntly. If you cant tell the difference between an actual insult and some harmless banter ...then you need to grow up alot ...otherwise marriage is gonna suck alot for you.
vickycat 5
I like to say alot, alot.... alot.
ArtIsResistance7 1
Just FYI, a lot is TWO words, not one.
vickycat 5
So it is.
imMuSICK 0
lmfao that sucks
parte_perdiz 0
speaking of mustaches......
Asstastic4 0
Shave
Mervin22 6
BURN!
Erh96 0
Get that shyt waxed !