Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said, "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was, "So does yours." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML
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Top comments
JoSmokes 10
Why couldnt you just say "kissing"? Rubbing? WTF?
Sam_13161821 0
wax it ?
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Comments (170)
mcrluverchick 9
this made me laugh. hahaha. lol. lmbo. rofl. (yes, I am indeed high off of pain medication. surgery yestetday. mehh)
mandy248 0
ummm.... disturbing. don't shave it. it'll only get worse if u do
ThugNastys 0
:{D mwuahaha.
snusfrost 0
lmaoooo
immoralideas 0
It's normal and nothing to be ashamed of. Girls have facial hair too, just not as severe as men, but they do, and all you need to do is take care of it. Threading is by far the best option. DO NOT SHAVE. :)
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
that's his polite way of hinting that you need to wax.
katplayer 4
YDI for not doing something about it if it's so noticeable. This is just like the "my bf maed a comnt bout mah pubes fmlfmlfml" FMLs. Really, if it bothers you that much, do something about it.
Alesana_Love 0
ewwwwwww
misfitSuperStar 0
awwww, wax is your friend OP!!
nahunahi 0
DO NOT shave it, it will just make the hair thicker and you will end up shaving constantly, so just wax it or look for a hair removal cream that you could use on your face......if what he said really bothered you, you should do what I said. :)))
Elenachka 0
i agree... just make SURE that whatever cream you get is made for your face/lip because if not it can burn delicate skin pretty badly. I was really insecure when I was younger after a bitchy girlfriend said "wow, in this light your mustache really stands out." soo i got a sally hansen brush on creme asap and it worked wonderfully :) (later she told me she said it purposely to bum me out, jealous girls are dumb) just remember good boys try their best to control the dumb (but honest) shit they say, but every now and then they're entitled to slip up. we females are confusing creatures, we want honesty but can't handle most of it. p.s... if a guy thinks what he's saying won't hurt your feelings, it's prob not that big of a deal to him in the first place. try not to let it get to you
vickycat 5
Nice one #140