Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said, "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was, "So does yours." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML
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Top comments
JoSmokes 10
Why couldnt you just say "kissing"? Rubbing? WTF?
Sam_13161821 0
wax it ?
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Comments (170)
bballstar1244 0
hahaha win for your boyfriend:P
flufferheadfool 0
okay you were RUBBING your lips against his? wtf. Also how can you say THAT in a sexy tone? fail:)
SexyQueen0905 24
You set yourself up for that one.
outbackbyrd 7
Somebody needs to invest in some gilette
jmedalene 2
That sucks! Shave it!
caseykruy 4
Ummmm what??? If that were my bf he would be getting slapped right about then
1911 3
Your bf is awsome.
jmeshvrd 13
Omg, that shit is crae crae!! Totes adorbes! #Thanks Obama
Trilith59 14
Omg, this guy's a legend.
whateverFYL 6
******* wax it or shave it this is a easy problem to solve