Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, while making out, my clean-shaven husband pulled away because he could feel my lip hairs tickling him. I thought he was making a joke so I called him a tosser and walked away. Later I checked in the mirror and there they were, two black hairs swinging in the breeze right under my nose. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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LLsuperfly 0
haha why on earth would you tell him that?
Ebonyloan 0
LOL I agree with #1, why would you share those kind of things? And btw, don't shave your upper lip. It comes out darker and thicker so waxing or threading is the way to go! :D
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Comments (156)
LLsuperfly 0
haha why on earth would you tell him that?
tellithowitis 13
yea agreed, that's a little to much information
jew_lala 11
Dude it's called waxing!! Try it!
MrsDruidess 23
why on earth would you shave!!!!???? It will grow back thicker and darker! Wax or tweeze! That way it comes back thinner and softer and when you're older it won't come back at all.
SaintJ44 0
thats not even that funny
YUMmMm 0
LOL... I thot about smth else until I realized OP said "upper lip" ... XD
fmlloverzz 0
your pic is pretty :)
Ebonyloan 0
LOL I agree with #1, why would you share those kind of things? And btw, don't shave your upper lip. It comes out darker and thicker so waxing or threading is the way to go! :D
Moose12 0
what is threading?
Burberryhype 20
what is google?
alex997_fml 10
It actually doesn't grow out darker or thicker after shaving. That's an old wives tale that is in fact false.
JDM_fml 0
LOL!
jordanprodigy023 0
thats a stupid secret
ForestFire0 1
yeah, why are you telling each other gay secrets like where you shave? that's just gross. I'd talk about where the bodies are buried, stuff like that.
Ender_ 0
Why don't you just live with your manliness like you were intended to? Don't shave your lip. You should flaunt it.
ihatestupidpeopl_fml 0
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FML IVE READ IN A LONG TIME!!!!!
Demon_fml 0
The same thing will happen if you wax it the only difference is he will feel it a few days later. If you were smart you would shave daily so it doesnt have a chance to grow.
CokokoLa 0
if you were smart you wouldn't even shave it, well unless its like a bush or something... oh god that sounds wrong... lol anyways if you shsve it once the it will get worse, it will be bigger, darker, and thicker
LLsuperfly 0
hahaha #8 you should get it lasered off... then it would be gone forever. or bleach it.
miianah1 22
Bleaching it isn't going to make it unprickly, lol