Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said, "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was, "So does yours." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML
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Top comments
JoSmokes 10
Why couldnt you just say "kissing"? Rubbing? WTF?
Sam_13161821 0
wax it ?
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Comments (170)
tb15 0
well then shave
RedPillSucks 33
Damn. At first I thought she was talking about clitoral lips, then I saw "boyfriend" If he can feel your peach fuzz from rubbing lips then you need to shave. Good point #9. But if it was two guys would this be an FML for either of them?
VegasSkiess 0
13's mind is in the gutter
RedPillSucks 33
Absolutely. I'll be ready when you get here. You know you will...
VegasSkiess 0
lol omg!! haha I hope that was just an ironic jk.
Tasanasanta 0
Without the gutter, our mind would have no where to live
kittykitty7 0
lol wtf
purplerawr 0
xD that's funny!
CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
Pluck out your whiskers! Lolz or maybe he was just being silly and not serious ,because I'm pretty sure he would have told you before or you at least have to own a mirror. :)
analo_fml 8
LOL,maybe he said that automaticaly. and how would he know if he has a mustach probably much stronger?
comepoopwithme 0
off to the circus bearded lady!!!!
pwned613 0
he dosnt like feeling your little jungle ;D
shadowsbane 0
If guys can shave then girls can wax. YDI
rawrkittehpwnage 0
PIC // I ||
iCommentFML 0
Lol ... i cant come up with anything else...
ArtIsResistance7 1
Get a handle on your nose pubes then!
xXSKuLLKANDiXx 0
haha very nice
lizyray 0
haha 27 made my laugh