Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said, "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was, "So does yours." FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML
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Plop 17
No kink shaming!
RichardPencil 32
And it's really torture! You want to ****** and your partner is turning you into a giggling mess. You're laughing when you're really pissed off and frustrated. Women who have pushed the limit with my ridiculous ticklishness have found themselves dumped.
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Comments (5)
Plop 17
No kink shaming!
RichardPencil 32
And it's really torture! You want to ****** and your partner is turning you into a giggling mess. You're laughing when you're really pissed off and frustrated. Women who have pushed the limit with my ridiculous ticklishness have found themselves dumped.
Plop 17
Should we call you TicklishDick from now on?
RichardPencil 32
If you think it's "so ******* sexy," I don't see how I can stop you.
Aiden89 23
What floats his scrot
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Hey, it could be worse!
JRP 4
Ticklish girls are sexy though!