Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
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sigma941 0
Now that is shit irony!!!
FMLdaileygirl 0
lol, that happened to me, but instead with a baseball. I was the pitcher, and I threw it, my grandpa hit it and it hit me right in the face. I had a bloody nose, but he gave me a dollar!
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Comments (116)
MsTs1 0
First omg lololol im first omg i cant blelieve omg omg omg im gonna faint
VampiressMiharu 0
First to reply to the first person who commented! Weeeeeee! I'll save you the insulting comments since I really don't give a damn and neither should anybody else -_-.
Gia0896 0
ok..is that all?
well_this_sucks 0
why are people so obsessed with being first?
MsTs1 0
FIRST lololol im first zomg im first zomg lololofirst FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YAY im gonna faint zomg zomg ozmg zomg ozomgzomgzogmzogmzogmzog im first
Gia0896 0
no, your #20. LMAO
kawaii_chan 1
#12, I guess it's kind of neat being the first person to comment on something, but it's really stupid and annoying when someone has to post that they are first; especially when that's all their comment says @_@
MR_OHCRAP 0
Guys, stop feeding the damn trolls. Just give them a thumbs down and read on. To the OP: When playing sport, don't play with anger or trying to impress someone. Just play normally (strong and hard), without vengeance and/or trying to redeem yourself.
Rouge_Plague 0
YDI for not calling it football like you should have.
jessxoxo28 5
hahaha fail
Malak21 4
YDI for misspelling the European name for soccer, it's Futibol! Kill yourself for thinking your clever you ass nugget!
Intoxicunt 6
I hope #55 is trolling or being sarcastic. Otherwise, I must say, "God, you're ******* dumb."
Nometet 0
High five! Exactly what I was going to say ^^
dcait_1196 0
woot woot 13th to comment on the first comment LOL!
akshar 0
cuz theyve never been first b4 in their life let em have something
rwac07 0
ibrahimovic!
drcool41 0
REAL MADRID
drcool41 0
but seriously sometimes wires things happen. 1 time I dribbled past the goalie and was right in front of the goal and somehow missed. that turned out to be the first game in 2 seasons I didn't score in
bca101 0
#20 is my hero =D
Jaxxie 0
Sucks
enormouselephant 15
Well punch her at the end of the game then!
cumberbunny 17
There's a button for that.
sigma941 0
Now that is shit irony!!!
xodsliceox 0
haha that happened to me once...a girl kicked me on purpose and i was determined to show her she cant get by me when she was doing a corner kick...well when she kicked it...i did a head butt and welll...it i scored on my team...fml(:
InfamyX13 0
Oh the irony XD Kinda sucks for you though
Dogman332 0
I'm a real twat, I can't help myself sometimes.
Dogman332 0
Okay, I was trolling, and some one hacked my account and changed my comment. I intended to just make an annoying comment, but some one hacked my account. Sorry, I am resigning from my position as a troll.
Intoxicunt 6
#46, you know, the FML staff can change your comments if they like. Maybe you should take the hint and not be a twat....?
Dogman332 0
Sorry didnt know, since I am sort of new to fml. But, it doesnt make me a twat that I dont know that, and like I said, I am resigning from being a troll. I am becoming a new FML commenter.
Intoxicunt 6
I know. I was just saying, SOMEONE is trying to inform you that they think you're a twat. Welcome to the group of FMLers. :)
FMLdaileygirl 0
lol, that happened to me, but instead with a baseball. I was the pitcher, and I threw it, my grandpa hit it and it hit me right in the face. I had a bloody nose, but he gave me a dollar!
sublime93 0
Wow, a whole dollar?!!
allmidnighteyes 11
self pwn, awesome
dcait_1196 0
#8 wins at life.
nikerush2 0
Haha ouch
slimy2 0
hii everybody