There's a time and a place

Agreed. People are always making shit up. FMLs are only funny if they're realistic

agreed

Your mom.

that's my joke you *****

never mess with the Puppy NEVER !!!!

NEVER NEVER mess with the puppy or it'll sic you

Oh ya your mom showers naked!

Maybe for the OP's mental health.

Old people are allowed to be freaks too you know, it's not nasty, it's natural. Besides, I'm sure they feel the same way about young people and their sex lives as most young people do about theirs.

19- You mean that once people hit 50, or 60, or older, they can't be intimate anymore? Sure, its not the greatest visual, (or auditory experience- sorry, OP) but what happens behind closed doors isn't anyone's business but their own. I know I'M sure as hell still gonna be getting some at that age.

112- So while we're talking about getting some at 60, how drunk do you recommend your date be? Light, as in just a beer or two? Medium, as in throws up on your car? Or Irish, as in pissing his brains out? Personally, I'd probably have to be Irish, but what do you think?

this wasn't behind closed doors darling

197: I understand that, but (I interpreted) the way 19 made his comment, was that "especially" because they were old, that it was gross. As if it would be less gross if OP's stepmom was younger. So, I was pointing out that age shouldn't deter anyone from enjoying themselves (in appropriate circumstances, which, you're completely correct, is not in the presence of family members). Ah, I love the maturity of our fellow FML members. Caveman, hopefully you will find that you won't need stimulants to be intimate with people you love (or pay, I don't judge). As for it being with me? The only way that would happen would be if i were in an illicit drug-induced coma. Thanks for trolling =]

I wouldn't be able to sleep again. OP has balls.

how!?

for making this lie up. no way this really happened.

90- How could you be sure? People do sooo many disrespectful and unapproriate thing in front of others all the time nowadays. The father may not have known his daughter was in the car or that his wife was in the car to begin with. I could picture my step mother doing this just to piss me off because she doesn't like me. So really, how do you know? You don't know. Were you there? No, I HIGHLY doubt it, so how about shutting the **** up. :-) Ok? You look like an ass playing Miss Know-It-All.

90 i love you

lol ok ugly bitch. I KNOW because this is definitely an exaggeration. no one would do it if they were driving let alone if they had passengers. and I don't give a shit about ur life, good for ur stepmom, but ur personal grievances have nothing to do with this, unless this is ur fml. and ur a hypocrite when ur calling me a know it all, ur acting the same. lol I'm glad ur parents r divorced, maybe that's why ur such a prissy bitch starting shit on here, u don't get the attention u crave at home so u try to make up for it here. well I just gave u 5 min of my time! good for u!!!

162 I love u too!!! lol

162, I don't know how you have the ordacity to call her an ugly bitch. Have you seen yourself?

i think theyre both pretty. :D you too 181 :D

lol yes I have and I'll call u ugly too.

op is female...

Well attempt female ************ while driving....I wonder how that would go over! ;-)