Today, my dad asked me to help him buy a laptop by searching online. He explicitly said, "When you have time." I decided to shower as I had just woken up. While showering, I was startled by loud banging and my dad angrily asking why I wasn't looking for his laptop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML
Today, I got home from a hard day and sent a project due tomorrow from my laptop. While I was in the bathroom, my parents took my laptop, which is all paid by me for no reason. I tried telling them multiple times that I have 3 projects due this week, but they said that's not a reason to stay on my laptop. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
Today, my dad was supposed to come see me for our twice-a-year visit. He was 3 hours late. So I called, and asked him why he was late. He said, "Oh, something came up." I asked him what was so important. Apparently, the garage needed cleaning. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I was woken up ungodly early by my dad, who didn't give me even 5 seconds to wake up before barking orders at me to clean the septic tank screen, because it was clogged, but he needed to go to work. Conveniently, he'd already had a shower and "didn't notice" the gurgling toilet until he was done. FML
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower and realized I’d forgotten to lock the bathroom lock. I heard someone coming towards the door and panicked. I hid behind the curtain and tried to stay completely still, but my dad walked in, saw me standing there like a statue, and just said, “Oh, erm, I’ll come back later.” FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
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lovelyhippos 15
You hopefully responded with "if you keep behaving like this I won't help you look at all". If he wants to behave like a child, you should treat him like a child.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Did you tell him "I'll look after I take a shower"?
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AmbrosiaFan 19
Did you tell him "I'll look after I take a shower"?
lovelyhippos 15
You hopefully responded with "if you keep behaving like this I won't help you look at all". If he wants to behave like a child, you should treat him like a child.
sirrubberduckie 37
I mean, if you had time to shower, you obviously had time to look for his computer.
Nezeeka Rudolph 6
That's how parents be. Ask you to do something when you have time, then fight you over not doing it right then.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Well, we know who is not getting the best bang for their buck.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Parenting 101: When asking your kids for something mundane, be nice the first time, and insist it isn't urgent, but then demand it as though it's the most important thing in the world.