Today, I know it’s pathetic to cry after sex, so you can imagine how pathetic I feel when I cry after masturbating, because cleaning my vibrator afterwards just reminds me how long it’s been since I had a man, and how lonely I am. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I'm so lonely I can no longer whack off without bursting into tears and crying like a little bitch. FML
Today, I cried while masturbating because I genuinely couldn't think of a single person that would fuck me in real life. FML
Today, I finally broke and ordered a male sex toy, as though masturbating due to chronic singledom wasn’t sad enough, now I need a fleshlight to try and make the masturbating interesting enough to even bother anymore. FML
Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much into it, loving the alone time and myself, and was on the edge of climax when my vibrator died. This brought me to tears, because all I wanted to do was be alone and masturbate. FML
Today, I started to cry while masturbating. This isn't the first time that this has happened. FML
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Today, it started off as a good day, until my guy friend called me in the middle of me turning my vibrator on. He was crying so I couldn’t finish. FML
Today, I realised that unless I masturbate about an hour before sex, sex lasts less than 20 seconds, but even after masturbating I’m still lucky to last a single minute. I don’t know how to stop disappointing her, and she’s my first serious girlfriend. I’m pathetic. FML
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
Today, it's been so long since my husband has been able to give me an orgasm that when he finally did today, I started sobbing. FML
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Top comments
Charlie Given 28
Ya I feel your pain it's been years since I've been with a woman and being a disabled ,middle-aged, single father of two young girls really doesn't help either. I'm basically a social pariah to women. 🙄😕😭
tounces7 28
Perhaps you fell for the bullshit idea that relationships will just "Fall into your lap" at the right time? Well that's what it is. Bullshit. If you want someone you have to put effort into finding them. Even finding sex takes effort, although considerably less effort.
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Charlie Given 28
Ya I feel your pain it's been years since I've been with a woman and being a disabled ,middle-aged, single father of two young girls really doesn't help either. I'm basically a social pariah to women. 🙄😕😭
tounces7 28
Perhaps you fell for the bullshit idea that relationships will just "Fall into your lap" at the right time? Well that's what it is. Bullshit. If you want someone you have to put effort into finding them. Even finding sex takes effort, although considerably less effort.
noporn4u 9
Perhaps you're making assumptions that the situation is mostly/entirely within OP's control, regardless of home or work situation, social avenues closed during COVID, etc...
tounces7 28
Covid has only been in effect for like 6 months. It sounds like OP has been without someone far far longer than 6 months if they're that upset over it. And if they're that upset over only being alone a few months, then they're seriously co-dependent and have some issues they need to work through anyway and being with someone isn't a good idea.
genuinegoodguy 9
Do you have a plan to change all that? I’m sure there’s someone special for you somewhere.
jayqwe1 5
Thought any girl could easily find a girl on online dating though