Theaccident
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
The truth
Today, my mum told me how I was only here because my dad couldn't pull out in time. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
unfortunate
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
The truth
Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
crakbbyaparently
United States
Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML
wtfdad
Little Silver, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband and I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child. The only thing my father did was look at my husband and tell him his pull out game was weak. FML
-.-
Ellwood City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop talking
Today, my mother told me how long it took for her to have me. Not how long she carried me in her womb - how long it took her and my dad to have sex. FML
Anonymous
Blair, United States
Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Don't wanna know
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
LuckySperm
United Kingdom
Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
Anonymous
Pakistan 🌶️ Spicy
Third on the podium
Today, my parents told me that they had planned two kids (my older siblings) and I was born because my father "thought" that he was wearing a condom. FML
Top comments
sourgirl101 29
Many children are unexpected but what is unexpected and unacceptable is for a mother to say such things. What child wants to hear that the "only" reason they are here is because daddy forgot to pull out? It may be true but not something a loving mother should ever say to their child. Ever!
alwa7sh 2
Actually if he did then FYL, as a sperm that is.
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Comments (118)
babygrl02 0
Majority of people are accidents. My parents also told me I am an accident but it's whatever, lol.
tniggs 0
damn 4 ur beautiful...
NadiG7 2
OMG THATZ HORRIBLE...Y WOULD SHE SAY SUCH A THING....IM SORRY 2 HEAR THAT.
Ugi 27
Most accidents are caused by children & most children are caused by accidents.
DejaRasch 0
I agree nice taste in music(:
petgurr 0
that's what you get for saying 'mum'
jayshun85 0
smh same here
mccutie396 0
fml literally haha
smrtrtnu 0
omg are people not learning sex Ed in school anymore? pulling out DOES not (in any way) prevent pregnancy, to all you douchebags out there who think it can, GO BACK TO SCHOOL
jasenniapagan 0
Your moms talking out her ass to get a rise out of you! You can still get Pregnant if a Guy pulls out its called pre-cum.! lmao