juwkgo
United States
Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
whydoihavecats
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Morning!
Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
goldenpuppy
Somerville, United States
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Anonymous
Guangzhou, China
Ewwwwwww
Today, on my way home from school, I accidentally stepped on a dead rat. That gross squishy feeling and the sound of its bones cracking… I'm never going to forget that for the rest of my life. FML
killer
United States
Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML
traumatizedforlife
United States
Alas, poor Kermit
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
chairlee
United States
Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML
klutz
United States
Night on the town
Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML
chloeleigholivia
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Anonymous
Hello little guy
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Maybe you should clean your house of mice
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Yum, mouse kebab, did you save any for me? :D
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Maybe you should clean your house of mice
whoadangitssam 0
yeah seriously, why was there a dead mouse in your house? and how did you not see it?
JojoBrown520 0
...what a derranged thing to say... LMFAO xD!
whitley1031 0
Maybe the mouse was sneaky and got into a warm house during its final hours, but couldn't go any further, and died. But srsly, I agree w u #1 Sanitation Fail!!
Dont_Explain 3
Well atleast the mouse was already dead...
pongmaster 0
well look on the bright side: at least it wasn't alive to jump at your face and slide down your throat and THEN die
sundog 0
What kind of shit hole of a place do you live. You might want to consider moving.
jollykilla704 0
*sings* she's got style, she's got grace...
swagga0n1oo 0
you should call Basil the Great Mouse Dete- Oh...wait...awkward...=X
adriiana1019 0
omg this happened to me too!!! it is really disgusting
TuM_TuM 0
mmmmmm brake that hell off, put it in an oven for 10 minutes, add salt and pepper to taste, bam....mouse on a stick de jouer!
lemony_fml 0
lmao #70!
IthicaTheDragon 0
maybe she was outside, going to her car to leave.
amerrah 4
there was a dead mouse in our couvh and we didnt notice. it chewed a hole in the back of the couch and went in through the vents. mice arent something that are noisy and stuff. they hide in small places.
ImaginaryFoe 1
She's got legs, she knows how to use them... Psst, #87, how did a dead mouse chew through the couch? ;) I don't even know how that could happen. I suspect YDI but FYL anyway.
allie2590 31
Maybe she has a cat who goes outside. They always bring in dead animals, which are usually mice and birds.
exotica_fml 6
sish-ka-bob
AnonymousGalifrey 1
you mean detroit? hahaha
Spoozie 0
uahh...I have tacobell I JUST got and WAS JUST about to eat...but now I can't. I'm mnetally destrrbed and sickens out. xp haha
Tenebrae 0
#78, you know "jouer" means "to play", right? And to everyone, just because there is a rat doesn't mean it's a poor area - rats are everywhere.
Extacy23 0
@sundog- a mouse can get in any house any where u dumb ****** noob
Drewster2010 0
so ******* what, clean your heels and get over it!!
amiotica 2
does no one on this site own a cat.... a cats sole purpose in life is to bring almost dead mice to your doorstep as a thank-you gift for feeding them and giving them a place to sleep... and then you step on it when you leave the house because they always to manage to gift you at the worst possible day im assuming this is what happened to the op
tencentsakiss 19
117, mice and rats are completely different animals...
JacksonCampbell 9
Anyone else think of deadmau5?
dead_mau5_ 1
Did someone say deadmau5??? :D
Gummybears4life 0
I am sooooo sorry....>.< eeewwww
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Yum, mouse kebab, did you save any for me? :D
killahitlah 0
nice
vvn91 0
I want some too! Gimme!!!
Melkezidech 0
Why would you want a mutilated mouse corpse
DogmaT_fml 4
if same op... she found the daddy! DX
lilbyrd43 0
How did you know the mouse was dead? That means you saw it.... Are you sure you didn't kill it, with your hooker heels?
purplemnm 9
mmm with BBQ sawsh ? delish
whitley1031 0
good point #88
everhood111 0
Awww ...ur so lucky now you have a lunch :)
anag0212 0
I can just say... EWW and FYL if they were nice shoes then wash them with something or there are places where they could clean it.
r1cthj 0
those are some sharp heels
BlaiseTheCraze 0
you could probably kill someone with those.
wafflebot 0
how do you know it was dead beforehand?
MissRachieee 3
ewww!
chloe2114 4
yep...**** ur life
froggi_fml 0
poor mousie..
blankettt 0
Unless you have a cat, or maybe even a dog, there's no excuse for a dead mouse to be lying amongst the floor. Maybe FYL because it's gross, but YDI for not noticing (or smelling) a dead mouse in front of you.
davemania 0
yeah?! cuz where u live the ground is made of mice leftovers?!
dummydory 4
Killer heels!!
swimspy 3
eeewwww did it make a squishy noise??!!