Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML
Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée. He suddenly began to describe, in detail, the vasectomy he'd just had, and that I shouldn't be expecting any new siblings any time soon. Thanks for the mental image, Dad. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
Today, my husband got a vasectomy. My mother-in-law is extremely upset that he only gave her one grandson. Guess my other son doesn't count. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
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chickenwalrus 14
"Lucky Sperm" haha good name
seeunexttuesdays 6
Accidents don't normally happen that way o.o you're a unique accident! :D
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Comments (215)
chickenwalrus 14
"Lucky Sperm" haha good name
annajane 0
Haha I just noticed that!
katsteak 0
Your a special accident :3
audreyy062 2
i moderated this! and yeah no one cares, which is precisely why im saying it
flockz 20
everyone's a winner!
audreyy062 2
i moderated this! and yeah no one cares, which is precisely why im saying it
LoveShotLemon 5
oh "the one that got away" that'll be a story in their family for generations
Keyman1212 14
If you're lucky, his doctor will be paying for your college! You lucky duck you!
Iamnotmyself 17
Your life sucks. Wait you're alive arnt you? It would be a FYnonexistantlife. I'm not sure what to vote.
flockz 20
dont you mean lucky sperm? lol
gntfmlingnow 12
Or your mom cheated on him and he doesnt know
jake1632 9
Whats sperm?
wolflover44 5
He's joking right?
mduffy08 8
everything happens for a reason....
freshV43 0
Dont worry my mom tells me I was an accident to
TheresNoEffingwa 7
Most of us were mistakes. Some of us still are.
Iamnotmyself 17
-62 A protein shake. It actually is very healthy for you, helps prevent cancer whitens teeth. Want me to shake some up for you?
jake1632 9
It appears your sarcasm detectors are broken, sir, or I didn't make it obvious enough.
gomie 0
You must be a fantastic swimmer !!
jake1632 9
I'm just gonna shut up now.
Holy_ish 19
lol he was one hell of a sperm to survive all of that
AnagenisisZagus 13
105- Yeah, you do that. Until you fully grasp the definition of sarcasm and leave behind that blasphemy you so willingly spouted, you are grounded, young man.
jake1632 9
117, do you even know what blasphemy is? What higher power am I disrespecting, you df?
jillianmathers12 13
I thought you were gonna shut up?!
bennie226 0
Ur joking right?
TheRealHouse 7
who's yo daddy op? ;)
number0 8
You beat the system, maaaan!
neonblue120 6
In his defense that persons comment was REALLY stupid.
TheDeadlyBones 0
Seriously??? R u tht dense??? N ur a dude???
TheDeadlyBones 0
Whoops!!! I clicked da wrong thing!!! Srry!!! Lol!!!
Andygk15 3
This would be a great story to tell their children
kevinfenchak 0
I hope you guys realize it's not possible for this to happen... he's obviously the product of an extramarital affair. once you get a vasectomy that's it, it's literally NOT POSSIBLE.
e077 15
Thats not true its know that some times they reverse,
Kammasaurus_Sex 7
That's not nice. ):
annasworld 3
aw best vasectomy fail everr? :)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
well I'm glad you were born op you're awesome :D
ariomario2 0
That totally happened with my brother lolol
wolflover44 5
It happened with my BFF too. I just tell her she's lucky and meant to be no matter what.
Llamassss 21
My aunt had her tubes tied after her third daughter (who wouldn't?). Then she had a fourth daughter.
LiveLaughFML 10
ive been trying to convince this to my parents that they did this with my other siblings, too! sad part is that im the youngest :(( lol
seeunexttuesdays 6
Accidents don't normally happen that way o.o you're a unique accident! :D
bthomas0319 2
The vasectomy hadn't failed you're just the mailman's baby!
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
lol win
SpaceMan55 1
Then god musta put u here for a reason! Maybe ur like Simon berch and are destined to do something great?
hahalaughing 0
thats why you wear condoms kids!!!!(:
promarkchris 6
vasectomies quite often do reverse. it's not uncommon at all
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Haha ur daddys a bright one...
m1k30d 6
Wut? O___O
i_wuz_nver_here 31
I'm going to guess that since there is really no way of having children when your body is incapable of making sperm, then his wife cheated on him resulting in a pregnancy.
Sdlidner 0
A vasectomy doesn't make the body incapable of making sperm. It just blocks the sperm from exiting. The procedures do fail sometimes. The tubes can untie themselves basically.
superrnovaa 7
Birth miracle ? :D
Zero22120 12
Cute pup # 5!
Jovecove 13
Cute pussy, #19!
TheRealHouse 7
cute creeping #37
ppatty 0
win ^ lol
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Cute combo
Komakom 4
Cute C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! Oh wait...
conan13_fml 0
Happens more then you think that's how I got a little sister
KrazieKleo 13
Yay!!! Be happy.
Llamassss 21
That OP is even alive at all.
wolfsheart 14
At least your mom didn't get an abortion
smexehXredhead0 0
Well, at least you WERE born. I guess that's kind of all that matters. Look on the bright side(:
PurpleFrostingg 7
You're special! o.O
Spade606 6
Your very lucky then