Theaccident
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
The truth
Today, my mum told me how I was only here because my dad couldn't pull out in time. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
unfortunate
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
The truth
Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
crakbbyaparently
United States
Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML
wtfdad
Little Silver, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband and I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child. The only thing my father did was look at my husband and tell him his pull out game was weak. FML
-.-
Ellwood City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop talking
Today, my mother told me how long it took for her to have me. Not how long she carried me in her womb - how long it took her and my dad to have sex. FML
Anonymous
Blair, United States
Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Don't wanna know
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
LuckySperm
United Kingdom
Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
Anonymous
Pakistan 🌶️ Spicy
Third on the podium
Today, my parents told me that they had planned two kids (my older siblings) and I was born because my father "thought" that he was wearing a condom. FML
Top comments
sourgirl101 29
Many children are unexpected but what is unexpected and unacceptable is for a mother to say such things. What child wants to hear that the "only" reason they are here is because daddy forgot to pull out? It may be true but not something a loving mother should ever say to their child. Ever!
alwa7sh 2
Actually if he did then FYL, as a sperm that is.
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Comments (118)
blackwidow6866 0
Big deal, If they didnt want you, you would have been aborted. so you should be happy they cared enough to keep you. who cares if they werent trying to get pregnant and they had an "oops" Most children are born that way. doesnt matter if they planned you or not.
evilxxsnipez 0
Woopy doodle shit
notsoluckypup 12
Yeah but look at it this way: at least she didn't have an abortion with you...
evilxxsnipez 0
who do you think you are his dad
bbygiirl 0
Oh well. You'll get over it.
moroccanchick_fml 0
omg thats horrible!
ulicksam 0
You're 1 in how many million? So what?
mike3775 39
Big deal. None of my kids were "planned" and I was not planned. So what if you were unplanned, its not like you had such a terrible childhood because you were an accident since you seem to be still talking to your mom.
meteor_stream 9
It depends upon the quality of talking. I was in the same situation as the OP, now I only talk to my mother about trivial things, not about any personal stuff. We're strangers now. And yes the childhood might be terrible. Kids are actually smart enough to see that their parents don't really love them.
meteor_stream 9
OP, I can relate to your situation. My mother basically told me that not only didn't she want me, she also gave birth to me only because "a family without a child is not a real family". My way of coping with that was creating a distance between her and myself. FYL OP, I hope you'll find a way to deal with the situation. I'm sorry that you have such a lame mother.
thegoodlife101 0
yeah that cloud chick is so annoying.
snoopyshoes 0
I really don't understand why parents say that type of stuff to their kids. Piss on her!