Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML
Today, my dad told me quite bluntly that, while he loved me, he never planned to have me. My mom baby-trapped him by sabotaging their birth control methods, and my existence ruined his life irrevocably and caused the functional alcoholism he has suffered with for 40 years. FML
Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML
Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML
Today, I had the abortion my husband and I agreed on, after multiple forms of birth control failed. His family somehow found out, and now they're all mad at us for not telling them I was ever pregnant, with a child we never wanted, and took precautions to avoid creating. FML
Today, I realized my dad was right about everything: the hot guy who was attractive because my dad hated him so much really was a scumbag. I found out after he got me pregnant, vanished, and then learned that he also got my sister and cousin pregnant. FML
Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
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Top comments
butch_babe 0
how did he/she deserve that?
Pop_and_Pixels 0
Yow. Ouch.
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Comments (21)
Pop_and_Pixels 0
Yow. Ouch.
sicpupyz122 0
wow sorry op and posters u guys need to get a life lol
truelyawesome 0
what a disguisting bitch! your moms a *****
maserle 8
Mother of God...
collar50 0
Yep, I agree with #2. You deserved it.
butch_babe 0
how did he/she deserve that?
Avaquin 0
umm, HOW did they deserve it?
HeyThereGorgeous 0
How does anyone deserve that kind of thing that they can't even control?!
Jari 0
How does anyone not see the sarcasm oozing from those people's posts? OP: Holy crap, that's bad.
superking91 0
it's sarcasm guys >_>
iheartjustinsane 0
lolwut?
a_peyton 3
Woa, bummer
Thatguywhotrolls 0
I don't even get what the FML is. where you HOPING you were an accident?