Today, it's the five year anniversary of the day I broke up with my girlfriend to see other people. I've not had sex a single time since. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's the sixth anniversary of the last time I had intercourse. FML
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three entire days broke up with me. She said it was because she needed to recover from her breakup, but that was nine months ago, and I haven't done a single thing wrong. FML
Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, it's been four months since I bought my girlfriend the vibrator she'd been wanting. She hasn't wanted sex since. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
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Top comments
orebes 3
Getting laid shouldn't be how you define seeing other people. Relationships aren't all about sex.
ters19 10
Looks like you deserved that one
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Comments (111)
slendamon 0
Well, go to Amsterdam. ****** all over and its legal
aaronlopez20 4
she banging someone right now lol
L02_fml 5
Funny how a guy cant remember his Anniversary when in a relationship but seems to when he's out of one...
flashback_fml 14
Ydi lol wow
auburngirl106 14
Call her up maybe?
circasurvive725 9
Sex isn't that big of a deal And either way you deserve it asshole
poopshootmagoot 2
No game
dreadlocmask 15
Try going nine years without it
Dante09 2
Good for you for not just cheating on her but shit dude, you should have at least felt out your game situation before you broke it off if all you cared about was sex. Regardless, 5 years and you haven't convinced a single girl to sleep with you? Just grow a pair of balls and ******* talk to a girl.
CriXtopher 1
You must be starving!!