Today, it's the five year anniversary of the day I broke up with my girlfriend to see other people. I've not had sex a single time since. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's the sixth anniversary of the last time I had intercourse. FML
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three entire days broke up with me. She said it was because she needed to recover from her breakup, but that was nine months ago, and I haven't done a single thing wrong. FML
Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, it's been four months since I bought my girlfriend the vibrator she'd been wanting. She hasn't wanted sex since. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
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Top comments
orebes 3
Getting laid shouldn't be how you define seeing other people. Relationships aren't all about sex.
ters19 10
Looks like you deserved that one
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Comments (111)
GAeroNKissR 26
I'm going on 2yrs...:::sighs:::...well, technically 1yr if you count the 1-weekend-stand...but that sucked & the guy turned out to be a douche so I don't really count it...2yrs since regular quality. ;-) I feel your pain
coolbeans26 12
I constantly feel so saddened by the people on this site and how they view relationships. For crying out loud people, it is supposed to be two (or more) people and THATS IT. I understand people wanting to talk about their relationships n understanding others but that doesn't mean u should judge them. I was cheated on for six ******* years n u know what? I can't stand the guy that did that to me and I knew the girl that participated and I couldn't care less about her HE betrayed me. HE cheated on me not her. If she jumped around naked in front of him he still chose to cheat that's on him. I feel like people have such a warped view on love nowadays that if anyone so much as is attracted to anyone else it's cheating and that's pathetic and sad. I would never want to live my life that way b
AmbrosiaFan 19
That isn't a bad thing...