Today, it's the five year anniversary of the day I broke up with my girlfriend to see other people. I've not had sex a single time since. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's the sixth anniversary of the last time I had intercourse. FML
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three entire days broke up with me. She said it was because she needed to recover from her breakup, but that was nine months ago, and I haven't done a single thing wrong. FML
Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, it's been four months since I bought my girlfriend the vibrator she'd been wanting. She hasn't wanted sex since. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
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Top comments
orebes 3
Getting laid shouldn't be how you define seeing other people. Relationships aren't all about sex.
ters19 10
Looks like you deserved that one
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Comments (111)
Missusluv313 9
Play on, playa!
DogStew 20
I feel so much better about myself! thank you for posting this. I'm totally serious.
fucking_dev 2
you keep track of that date.? whoaaa ....
CountryCutie90 5
If you were being pig headed in your quest to bed more females you deserve it. If your relationship wasn't working, and your still not getting laid... It might be you
pdp_fml 21
Why haven't you tried to find someone to go out with?
krutch408 2
I'm in the same boat bro
dj8798 9
sounds like marriage to me
timberwolf408 7
smile emo kid! stop mourning & get on with life!
Cypherrr 13
And not a single **** was given that day.
lexicanolee2116 2
I know how you feel and I am actually experiencing the same way. Just move one and let go and you will find HAPPINESS. it really isnt that FML if you finally reach the 5th Stage of Kubler Ross Model. Lust and Love should not be correlated to be the same.