Today, I complimented my girlfriend on her new, very detailed bikini wax. She proudly said, "Thanks! Troy’s been doing them for me since the all the salons have been locked down." Troy is her brother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a haircut at a fancy salon and made small talk with the stylist. While she washed my hair, I said, “Wow, this is better than my girlfriend does it.” She replied, “That’s because I’m a professional. Also, I’m your girlfriend’s cousin.” FML
Today, I went to get my underarms waxed. I'm usually not self-conscious because I figure they see worse stuff all the time. When I raised my arm for her to wax my armpit she looked at me, laughed and said, "Well I guess that's how I know it's winter in Wisconsin!" FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped a waxing strip on my beard because she is sick of quarantine and wanted to lash out at someone. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, my daughter asked me to braid her hair. When I was done, she said Daddy's girlfriend does it better. I wasn't aware we had an open marriage. FML
Today, my bartender noticed my new haircut before my live-in boyfriend did. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, my girlfriend launched her own business. I was recently laid off from my job, so I offered to be her very first employee. I now have the glamorous job of bleaching people's assholes. FML
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DarkAngelsBlade 25
It seems he's doing a fine job of it, almost as if perhaps he's a professional? Body parts are ****** body parts, and being naked is only taboo because people make it taboo. As long as they're not cheating on you with each other I'd say sure it's unusual but ultimately not bad?
RichardPencil 32
You need to marry into that family! Then, you'll know where to go for a free anal bleaching.
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RhymePrime 7
yuck
RichardPencil 32
You need to marry into that family! Then, you'll know where to go for a free anal bleaching.
Chazzster 32
OK, the real question is what does girlfriend do in return for brother?
CA91 9
his bikini waxing...?
DarkAngelsBlade 25
It seems he's doing a fine job of it, almost as if perhaps he's a professional? Body parts are ****** body parts, and being naked is only taboo because people make it taboo. As long as they're not cheating on you with each other I'd say sure it's unusual but ultimately not bad?
Fergus52 16
It's highly unusual, and I wouldn't be caught dead giving my sister a bikini wax. But at the same time I have a friend who will still shower/bath with her mum or sister.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Yeah, so much in the world is frowned upon purely because a certain someone in power decided it. Obviously there's some stuff that's just not okay like bigotry, and everyone can have their own boundaries! But like, if it's not hurting anyone but is just weird? Besides, who would you rather give a bikini wax, a sibling who statistically will not have feelings for their sibling, or a friend who could. XD
Yummi_913 18
My mind agrees with you, but my soul is still gagging 😭
DarkAngelsBlade 25
That's on personal boundaries! Everything's not for everyone, especially when it comes to tabooish things lol. It's why I never understood why people thrust their opinions on others since they're not other people haha, when the opinion is not a science backed fact checked statement of course.
p0isonOreo68 13
Meant to upvote sorry! Definitely agree with you though. It’s wild how entrenched ideas about sex and nudity are in us.
bigdikbubls 5
is he a "stuck in the washing machine" kind of brother or a "sweet home Alabama" type of brother?
jfigley 5
Unless he is a professional, that just seems weird. Even then it is still weird. Great that he did a good job, but just.....no.......