Today, it's the five year anniversary of the day I broke up with my girlfriend to see other people. I've not had sex a single time since. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's the sixth anniversary of the last time I had intercourse. FML
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three entire days broke up with me. She said it was because she needed to recover from her breakup, but that was nine months ago, and I haven't done a single thing wrong. FML
Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, it's been four months since I bought my girlfriend the vibrator she'd been wanting. She hasn't wanted sex since. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
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Top comments
orebes 3
Getting laid shouldn't be how you define seeing other people. Relationships aren't all about sex.
ters19 10
Looks like you deserved that one
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Comments (111)
ThatGuy22c 7
I could tell you what Red Forman would say, but i think you already know.
kiki0983 5
Karma!!
gregkingsley 4
Put yourself out there more. Take some chances , risks, maybe lower the bar a lot. And if u still have no luck there's always Rosie Palmer.
HannahtheRunner 0
You deserved it asshole
panda4567 0
I don't know what's worse .. That you haven't been laid or that your counting the years ....
dangousity 21
Get off WOW
KiddNYC1O 22
That's the problem!
Psychology_13 8
try moving on and find someone new. instead of counting the YEARS since ya broke up.
justsleeptight 0
That's pretty selfish. To break a good relationship because you want to have sex with different girls. Maybe you'll get AIDS.
skyeyez9 25
I had an ex bf like this. Dumped me cause he "wanted to see other people." He stayed single for at least as long as OP, and when I eventually found another man, my ex bf was always jealous and calling me when he found out I started dating again. I didn't understand why he was jealous, considering He was the one who dumped me. Its like he didn't like the thought of me not being single and miserable like he was.
droln4maltesers 8
You sound just like my ex... Always thinking with the wrong head... It's been almost four years since we broke up; I've been in the same relationship for almost 4 years while he's been through two different relationships. Both of you need to grow up! YDI