Today, it's the five year anniversary of the day I broke up with my girlfriend to see other people. I've not had sex a single time since. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's the sixth anniversary of the last time I had intercourse. FML
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three entire days broke up with me. She said it was because she needed to recover from her breakup, but that was nine months ago, and I haven't done a single thing wrong. FML
Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, it's been four months since I bought my girlfriend the vibrator she'd been wanting. She hasn't wanted sex since. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
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Top comments
orebes 3
Getting laid shouldn't be how you define seeing other people. Relationships aren't all about sex.
ters19 10
Looks like you deserved that one
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Comments (111)
greeneyebeauty9 28
you set yourself up for that one.
oddball1972 10
Wth is wrong with you ?? Girls are so easy to bang !! Hell I'm a 40 year old fat guy and I get laid all the time
stupidpplsuck 33
hookers don't count.
oddball1972 10
Your mother never charged me a dime
HKCgrimmjow 15
YDI for expecting to get lucky with other girls. The grass only looks greener on the other side til you jump over the fence. Been with my girlfriend for almost 3 years now and never thought once about "getting lucky" with anyone else
Bekll 31
I haven't had sex in five years this December. But it's not the lack of sex that bothers me, I just want a nice girlfriend.
Meme1988 18
So go out make friends and go out on dates
NicoleAshley10 0
I'm sorry to say this, but you deserve it.
brent0007 2
I feel you bro
CrazyManNo9 29
You need to get over it and move on. See a doctor and get meds if needed but get on with life.
Faye2210 9
Never break up with anyone ever! You're a horrible person.
iloveweed69 7
LOL sucks