abby181
United States
Today, my six year-old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Dasani
United States
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
Milo
Canada
Looks to Die For...
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Zedscar
Martinsburg, United States
Today, my 8-year-old nephew told me he liked the way I smelt. Apparently I smell like "cat food and cheese." FML
blueheron93
Germany
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
loserwithlice
United States
Say it ain't so
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
BadMurderer
Mexico
Thanks kids
Today, my little 7 and 6 year-old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied, "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML
fattie4life
United States
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
silverstar189
United States
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
-_-
United States
Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
Christine
Why not both?
Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw me putting on makeup and asked, “Mommy, are you trying to look less tired or more alive?” FML
Top comments
teh_uber_muffin 3
very cute.
brianjman14 23
Just because he said you look PRETTIER on the inside....doesn't mean you're ugly on the outside... :)
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Comments (156)
hockey199813 5
Haha that's funny
HowAreYouToday 34
I know. That's the most ridiculous FML in a while.
Iamnotmyself 17
Paint your muscles and glitter your bones! Sparkler Fairy power!
HowAreYouToday 34
That's not that ridiculous a comment. You should see some of my previous ones.
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
"What the hell? What's all this skin doing on my arm?" --Quagmire.
hockey199813 5
It is one of the funiest fMLs
HowAreYouToday 34
Jeesh. Way to ignore the first comment people...
HowAreYouToday 34
How did my comment appear there... Oops.
Keyman1212 14
Little kids say the darnedest things. And the most truthful.
krazy_glu3 0
Now you gotta find out who 'they' is. Which family member is saying that? Dont people know to watch their mouths around kids because they will repeat it to everyone. At my Papa's funeral my niece came up to my sisters boyfriend and said 'idk why they call you those names (the n word) you are a really nice guy'. Now come on people... Watch your friggn mouth.
danishbagel 3
49, that's only loosely related to this FML...
Damn_Hippster 11
Kids say the darnest things
shelbygordon44 7
I think I found a new pickup line ;)
ItsTheKing 10
I peeled off my skin before it went mainstream......
RainbowHeadache 2
Prettier on the inside of his house as a lampshade maybe. Kids are spooky now-a-days.
the_ace1337 0
Serial killer alert! hahaha jk
fakeaccountX 6
It doesn't matter though, because he's only 6 and you can totally **** with his mind.
monkeys1315 0
I think that's kind of cute, he wasn't judging you, just trying to be nice
hope540 0
Awww too cute :)
krazy_glu3 0
52 - I was saying that obviously people are talking about OP behind their back. They should watch what they say and who is around when they say it because it'll come back to the person.
XxHoPPoxX 8
shut up smooth skin.....(fallout pun)
XxHoPPoxX 8
i liked this cus u play fallout
sk8rchick97 0
Win
teh_uber_muffin 3
very cute.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Definitely(: he's just trying to help, op! I'm sure there are people out there who will find you beautiful, inside and out :D Just hang in there, you know about half of us are below average looking, and we can't let it get to us ;) Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that :P I bet yer purtyyy(:
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Definitely(: he's just trying to help, op! I'm sure there are people out there who will find you beautiful, inside and out :D Just hang in there, you know about half of us are below average looking, and we can't let it get to us ;) Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that :P I bet yer purtyyy(:
HowAreYouToday 34
Whoever you are, you look like a chub. And you need a haircut
hockey199813 5
Agreed!
mgsoloist 14
Aw that was sweet, 30.
danishbagel 3
30, would make a horrible troll.
wrigleys 4
#30 you said 'you know about half of us are below average looking', well no shit. thats what an average is. its the midpoint, its not more than it is less. 50/50 etc.
fatgirllovesfml 0
#2 should try to peel her skin too. Just saying!
Madiluvsyuh98 2
^says fatgirllovesfml
ItsTheKing 10
Troll just got trolled. Owned.
Sinkhole 26
Actually, wrigleys, when you talk about the midpoint, you're talking about the median. In statistics, when you say 'average', you're talking about the arithmetic mean, no midpoint, no 50/50, no etc.
syki 22
Dude. I could just leave it there, but to clarify, #2 is one.
snowdrift 6
Ahahaha maybe...
GlitteryMasakali 1
Oh OP I suggest you uncover your prettier skin hidden underneath all that thick dark attention drawing, hideous hair by applying some thick waxes and just peeling it all off. Don't be afraid :)
jesus939 0
hi.
LASERZ7 4
I was the first vote!!!!
snowdrift 6
Uhm...no...that was me. sorry lol
kchenobigestfan 1
Well.... Is it true?
hellbilly205 17
Lol i bet my inside looks worse than my outside
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
51- I doubt it
bizarre_ftw 22
51 - Same. Unless you go deeper... But why bother right? This way it's more fun ^_^
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
89- Thats what she said
qyka 5
112 Haha thinking that too
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
No you weren't.
liontigerfan 0
Ur not lil Wayne... In ur dreamzz!!
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
You have a thumbs down sir.
BIGmoney107 0
How caring! fyl
faithxoxox 1
Well, the kid wasn't implying she was ugly. She's just even prettier inside.
Chelles 0
Lol wow.
InItForTehLolz 5
Aw, your kid is already getting into psychology or whatever you want to call it :D
Sunny_Eclipse 6
Philosophy?
AssassinsCRB 0
Biology
OceanBlueSea 12
Nephew. No their kid.
UnfOrg1ven 1
I had to laugh at this
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
That's what FML is for :0
Sunny_Eclipse 6
He is a wise boy, that nephew. We need mire kids like him.
bizarre_ftw 22
Especially with spelling like yours
blacksswan 10
More* :). ^ just one word. It doesn't mean he can't spell.
zachherbert 10
86 He at least put a period at the end. Don't be such a critic and enjoy the fml please.