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syl 11 February 2010, 06:18 Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

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anonymous 24 February 2010, 05:05 United States 🌶️ Spicy

I'm coming!

Today, my girlfriend told me I look like a fish gasping for breath when I "finish" during sex. FML

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