Today, after more than six years of working my ass off, I finally summoned the courage to ask my boss for a raise. She just chuckled, "I'm gonna need you to eat a dick, John." and stared at me unblinking until I awkwardly left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I summoned the courage to go into my boss’s office and ask for a raise. He yelled at me, called me “ungrateful”, asked how dare I ask him such a question, and that I’m lucky to even have a job in the first place. I ended up reduced to tears. FML
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Top comments
NoOneLovesYou 13
Welp, it sounds like your boss is an asshole.
MissWhitneyB 17
She didn't have to be rude about it. A "no" would've been enough. Some bosses are assholes just because they know they can be one.
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Comments (123)
Obey_StudBoii 23
Reminds me of the movie Horrible Bosses.
XxTwinkie 10
Quit ur job.
sinekt 9
I hope the next morning you were at home, searching for a new job. That's what I would do.
DontGuessMyName 5
Get a different job, don't let her a opinion control you.
stacieharms 11
Get a different job
LittleMagicWolf 7
Sue her.
coldsteelstu 4
sounds like a human resources situation. called getting that raise by filimg sexual harassment. I wish management would give that opportunity.
deigo10 17
That's really unnecessary. She deserves to be demoted. Maybe even pushed out a window if it gets to that.
4ml 8
totally agree with #93.
thepretender10 4
um sexual harassment suit?