Today, after more than six years of working my ass off, I finally summoned the courage to ask my boss for a raise. She just chuckled, "I'm gonna need you to eat a dick, John." and stared at me unblinking until I awkwardly left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I summoned the courage to go into my boss’s office and ask for a raise. He yelled at me, called me “ungrateful”, asked how dare I ask him such a question, and that I’m lucky to even have a job in the first place. I ended up reduced to tears. FML
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NoOneLovesYou 13
Welp, it sounds like your boss is an asshole.
MissWhitneyB 17
She didn't have to be rude about it. A "no" would've been enough. Some bosses are assholes just because they know they can be one.
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Comments (123)
brinnablaine 22
sexual harrassment. Hostile workplace. Lawsuit. Done.
token_blackguy 18
She's telling you how to get a raise.
BEButterfly 13
Slam her w/a sexual harassment suit! **** em'
Seduced83 9
He did say "she" I would have said I don't think so as I unzipped my fly and said how about you
underthesea12 24
LOL!!!! she told you!
BimmerDriver 23
No Promotion, LIKE A BOSS!
Futacy 30
FYL, nobody deserves to be treated like shit. But still, you could've been more assertive. Explain to her that you are working hard and still not making a living wage, and that you deserve a raise because you've been a loyal employee for over six years.
oped01 8
You should have said. Odd request with you being a **** and all.
jw90 18
Is she Mr. Krabs' wife?
MontvaleMayhem 11
Next time you bring an 18" black ***** with you and pull it out and say."if your dick is bigger than this, I'll eat it. Otherwise this go up your ass!"