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Zippyzoo - 03/02/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML

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WorstMedicalBill - 20/11/2009 14:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML

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anonymous - 05/09/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

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gross - 20/10/2010 16:14 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML

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sneezeattack - 14/05/2012 05:27 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML

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You coming?

snotface - 23/04/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML

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thornrose22 - 01/11/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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LetsJamSam 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:03

did he say "god bless you"?

Sipos 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 1:37

LOL. I bet it was actually pretty fun for him though, muscles clenching and all that.

brenkite 5

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:54

ah ah ah chew

ILoveDaWorld 5

Tuesday 2 August 2011 9:14

I really didn't need to no that

twinkle_nipso_O 0

Friday 23 September 2011 21:29

Haha! i saw your boyf's fml on this! learn to laugh in bed! Xx

unknownfork 12

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:52

That's what I call a wet ******

shanniemac 2

Monday 24 October 2011 20:34

#2 & 4 are totally right.

alliem199521 10

Thursday 18 October 2012 4:20

LMFAO there is another fml where the guy says hes doing his girl and she sasy 'ah ah ah' and he thought she was enjoying it and that she just sneezed. Ijust read it today too! Lmfao.

jazzmin1997 16

Sunday 4 May 2014 18:54

Well you should always let out a sneeze, because if you don't, you could rupture a blood vessel in your neck or head and die. True story.

bosniangirl27 21

Wednesday 4 February 2015 23:09

Say sorry and keep going

Spongegar123 19

Sunday 18 December 2016 2:06

That's more of an fml for him don't you think? "Today, i was having sex with my girlfriend when all a sudden she sneezed all over my face."

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